Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

18

“I like him but he goes to University of Phoenix. No way am I moving to Arizona!” I’m just happy you know Phoenix is in Arizona.

Mar

13

“Will you take a selfie of my side boob for my Instagram?” I wish it was that you were talking to yourself.

Mar

08

“My weather app says it’s 14 degrees outside! That’s like colder than Antarctica!” I think you drunk switched it to celsius again.

Mar

01

“What are the chances of me becoming the next Pope of England?” Honestly? Pretty good.

Feb

18

“Wait, so all presidents we’ve had were born on the same day!?” Well, we have yet to see Obama’s birth certificate…

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