Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
14
(crying) “I don’t wanna be a fat, bloated, bloody valentine!” Look on the bright side, Chad didn’t get you pregnant!
12
“I’ve totally decided to follow the Pope’s footsteps and retire.” Technically, don’t you need a job to do that?
03
“I’m definitely rooting for the San Francisco 69ers.” I’d like to see THAT logo.
19
“If the world ends before our ‘Slutty Christmas Sweater Party’ I’m honestly going to die.” Smartest thing you’ve ever said.
12
“I wish I knew a veteran so I could get some of these great deals at Nordstroms.” Life. Liberty. Discounted pillow shams.
