Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
22
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Oh my God, do you think that a long time ago the world used to be in black and white?” Yes, color came when you two were born.
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Nicole Richie’s dad is Lionel Richie? Wait, who’s Lionel Richie?” He’s just some partying socialite who got famous for nothing.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Payton Manning’s going to Denver? He should play for the LA…” Wait for it… “The LA? What’s LA’s team again?” And there it is.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’m so proud, I didn’t even get that wasted on St. Patrick’s Day, did I?” Are you asking because you were too drunk to remember?
09
Dear Girls Above Me,
“There’s such a thing as invisible children!? Wait, how do you see them if they’re invisible?” Kony 2012.