Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“American Idol is finally back! I’m making it official, I’m gonna audition next week!” The auditions were pre-taped 6 months ago.
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Do you think a day will ever come when we don’t wanna listen to The Black Eyed Peas anymore?” Can that day start right now?
13
Dear Girls Above Me,
“It’s Friday the 13th?! I can’t get my hair dyed today! What if there’s a killer there?” Don’t let him turn you into a brunette!
12
Dear Girls Above Me,
(singing) “Ovvvulation. Ovvvulation. Ovulation, ovulation, ovula-a-a-a-tion.” You’re not allowed to be around men today.
04
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Did you know that dogs eat grass to make themselves throw up? Do you think if we–” There’s a patch of grass in the courtyard.