“School was forever ago! I don’t remember what a stupid adjective means!” Ironic that the adjective you just used was “stupid.”

“We still have no electricity! Wow, the wind really fucked us last night.” Is “the wind” code for the guy with the French accent?

“I’m having the worst day and it’s all because no one ‘Liked’ my status update.” I’ll be nice and give you this one.

“Umm, Bradley Cooper is not the Sexiest Man Alive. What about Gos, Effy, Chan, Laut, and Gylly?” Oh no, I totally understood that.

“She said I’ll fall for a guy who drives a green Subaru. I think we need a new psychic.” Wait! I’m in the market for a new car…