Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

02

Did one of you drop your vibrator on the floor or was that just a REALLY long cell phone ring?

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Jan

20

Your aunt invented the “caesar salad sandwich” but not the salad? Is that even possible? So it’s a genetic thing.

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Jan

19

Got your note. I can see how “all the spots look the same when you’re drunk.” No worries, thanks for all your info!

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Jan

15

Your boss has “no idea u ditched work cause you’re still a little drunky” Not if he follows me on Twitter.

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Jan

14

It’s called Pepto Bismol and is available at any drugstore.

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