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Did one of you drop your vibrator on the floor or was that just a REALLY long cell phone ring?
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Your aunt invented the “caesar salad sandwich” but not the salad? Is that even possible? So it’s a genetic thing.
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Got your note. I can see how “all the spots look the same when you’re drunk.” No worries, thanks for all your info!
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Your boss has “no idea u ditched work cause you’re still a little drunky” Not if he follows me on Twitter.
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It’s called Pepto Bismol and is available at any drugstore.