Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
09
High heels were invented for a quick boost in elevation, not for me to have dreams of being in a stampede.
08
Was confused by “Jake the Chihuahua was SO the MVP,”until I realized your Bowl was on Animal Planet.
05
Not even you guys could make that noise, please tell me you didn’t get an animal…
04
I don’t believe you can sue Tivo for just “wanting to pause live TV” when you were 6 years old.
03
“How does The Blind Side guy play W/O his blind stick thingy?” Sometimes I wanna cradle u & say it’ll all be ok.
