13
Just because a guy looked at you funny on the street, doesn’t mean you’re living in The Truman Show.
12
Running into u in the laundry room was better than a celebrity sighting. Thanks for the fabric softener.
11
You guys have a fight? Hate to be a tattle tale but Claire’s on the phone with her mom talking mad shit.
08
I’m sorry to hear about Chad. But there were 2 red flags: he works for Ed Hardy & his name is The Chad.
07
Please stop referring to Bill Cosby as the dad from Family Matters. Then who’s the dad from The Cosby Show?