Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

04

So…we had a sex-off. You guys think youre real hot shit, huh? Well you should, you won. Congrats.

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Mar

03

I joined a gym & was gonna put u as my emergency contact. But I must know, if a dumbbell fell on me, would u be there?

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Mar

02

Last night u held something called a ‘trash mag partaaay’. Is that like a book club for the illiterate?

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Mar

01

The worst part about losing your iphone shouldnt be that u lost Nick Lachey’s number. Its not like its Drew Lachey.

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Feb

26

I think u caught me singing passionately in the shower. So I had a “you moment”? Thats embarrassing.

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