04
So…we had a sex-off. You guys think youre real hot shit, huh? Well you should, you won. Congrats.
03
I joined a gym & was gonna put u as my emergency contact. But I must know, if a dumbbell fell on me, would u be there?
02
Last night u held something called a ‘trash mag partaaay’. Is that like a book club for the illiterate?
01
The worst part about losing your iphone shouldnt be that u lost Nick Lachey’s number. Its not like its Drew Lachey.
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I think u caught me singing passionately in the shower. So I had a “you moment”? Thats embarrassing.