Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
Your conversation on why “yoga farts” dont smell vs “home farts” that do smell, was riveting.
09
What’s the countdown till Friday for? Is a loved one going into surgery for–Oh wait, one of you just screamed VEGAS.
09
You got a ticket for parking in handicap even though you “limped into the store”? Almost smart…almost.
08
When u blasted Usher’s Yeah!, I sang the “yeahs” in 5 different English dialects. Thanks for the insanity.
05
Whenever u use words like ‘dont tell anyone’, I turn off all sound making devices & then instinctively tell everyone.
