Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
24
I had a dream u took my mother on a Club Med vacation & y’all became “soul sistas”. How dare u take her to Club Med.
23
Impressed when u said “I wanna help Haiti money donations” til I realized u said “I wanna help Heidi Montag’s doctor.”
22
The louder u play Shakira, the louder I play Moby. Dont care u think I “must be gay”, I found your kryptonite.
19
Sorry about ur fight but nice discovery: “being on the same moon cycle makes us soul sisters & nasty bitches.”
18
Our building doesn’t have a ghost “trapped in the walls on Thurs & Fri.” Its just street cleaning.
