“I didnt want my therapist to judge me, so I told her I only made out w Chad.” Not sure you’re quite getting the point of therapy.

After discovering our units share the same water heater (thanks Alberto), I set my alarm 14 mins before yours to take a shower.

I devised a strategical plan in case you discover my identity. This is my house, I have to defend it.

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I apologize for the Chewbacca greeting in the parking lot, I was eating a banana.

“The guy down the hall looks at us all crazy like he wants to bone or something.” Ok, that’s Stu, he’s got a lazy eye and is gay.