Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I think the people who work at Starbucks are racist. They keep yelling out for theĀ ‘tallĀ black guy!'” Black Eye. It’s a drink.

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  1. Haley says:

    And so a new month has begun… Your life is hilarious. Sorry if that’s mean…


    I’m fairly sure it’s meant to be ‘tall black’ coffee for a guy: “Guy who ordered the tall black coffee!” is what is meant.
    I’ve been told you can’t order a tall black, or any black coffee, in the US because people think it’s racist, which is just a little bit hypersensitive…

    • IAMBEHINDYOU says:

      Just to clarify, you can’t use the name “black” coffee, instead using full strength or no milk or whatever. I don’t believe there is a ban on ‘black’ coffee.

      • Gabriel Fitzpatrick says:

        Definitely not true. People say black coffee all the time. By far the most common way to refer to drip coffee with no milk or cream.

  3. Annick Sparkles says:

    Damn, I want your life. Listening to those idiots. I like listening to idiots, it’s fun.

  4. Avona says:

    …Almost three years. How do you survive?

    • What says:

      By living in a Hollywood hills mansion away from society and making up lame stories about current events :)



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