Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

12

“Paul Ryan is going to be our next president based on the fact that he’s a total hottie.” Google Mitt Romney.

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  1. Ross says:

    Oh dear. There really isn’t hope for humanity, is there?

  2. Rebecca says:

    Points to them for actually knowing his name.

  3. That Guy says:

    Glad to see you’re back. And just when I thought these girls couldn’t get dumber.

  4. Gabe says:

    Your fans want to know what was up with the hiatus! I had almost given up on visiting your site. I thought the girls had moved or something. So what was it that caused the internet silence? We missed you…and them.

  5. Gini says:

    I was wondering if they killed you with their stupidity or something.

  6. Dave says:

    Maybe they’re hatching plans to assassinate Romney? I’ll bet they’re cunning spies, only playing dumb to blend in.

    And, glad to see you back.

  7. Josh says:

    Finally he’s back what happened man, what did I hear about a t.v. Show?

  8. bendgo says:

    They’re not that far off. Historically the better looking candidate has one (since TV and hi-res imagery that is). But yes, Paul Ryan is the Veep candidate not the big kahuna.

  9. Spencer says:

    They might have a point though…in this race, he could win only on looks, apparently we’ve thrown out all other rules and don’t really care about real issues anyway…

    Also, its nice to have you (and them) back, where were you?

  10. Kathrine says:

    Um…. considering that these are women who would be interested in planned parenthood you would think they would be leaning more toward Obama

  11. Alli says:

    WHAT THE FUCK. you don’t come on here for over a MONTH and you pull this? I EXPECT BETTER. I LOOOOOVE this blog and I am hurt that you would neglect me and all your other readers and expect our humour palates to be satiated with THIS. I am not being mean because I hate you, only ‘cuz I know you can do better. That’s what mama’s are for. I don’t want this to become a regular thing, not updating for months on end. If you want, I will publicize you so that you have more followers as incentive. Just remember that, without fresh material, they will leave you. And, at the end of it all, I, too, will have to bid you goodbye. So, yeah, post more and keep them funny.

  12. dani rider says:

    Kinda glad I decided to check today to see if you had posted.

    I doubt they’d even know it was an election year if it weren’t for all the facebook posts.

  13. Em says:

    Charlie! We’ve all missed you and the girls! And I had no idea that you were actually kinda famous in the Hollywood sense. So cool.

  14. Kate says:

    One of the arguments against giving women the right to vote was that they’d just vote for whomever was the most attractive. Thanks for proving them right ladies.

  15. Maggie says:

    Yayy!!! You’re back!!!!

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