Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Screw you, Cathy! Siri is a better friend than you’ll ever be!” Wait, tell her you know the weather in Dayton, Ohio tomorrow!

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  1. Cassidy says:


  2. scytheakse says:

    Noooooo you must remain friends, life would be incomplete without your stupid remarks to eachother!!!

    • Briana says:

      Don’t worry; I’m sure they make just as stupid of comments to normal people, as they do to themselves.

  3. Maddy says:

    i don’t get it

  4. Paige says:

    Did the sweater come?

  5. Lani says:

    Oh no!!! Trouble in Paradise, not good!

  6. Rebi says:

    Screw you, diamonds! The iPhone is a girl’s best friend!

  7. Lena says:

    …I seriously hope that these girls aren’t real at this moment…

  8. ChelsLynn says:

    I’m sure, with as dumb as these girls are, they’ll have forgotten it by now and are BFFs again.

  9. pottergirl94 says:

    They’ll make up they have to claire’s bladder won’t be able to take it if they don’t ( see previous entries)

    • Lena says:

      you’d think that by now, her bladder would have burst, with all the little petty spats we hear about

  10. Matt says:

    Partly cloudy. High of 43.

  11. Serenade says:

    Long time watcher here, and all I gotta say is – we are darn lucky these girls are too stupid to realize that this is about them. Could you imagine the CHAOS if they realized that the Dear Girls Above me – that people talk about – was all about them?

    • llamalicious says:

      That is of course assuming that they aren’t a partial or complete fabrication made by an entertainer for the purpose of entertainment.

  12. abbycadabby says:

    I wish I could have an iPhone but not a job. That’s really what my reaction was to this post.

  13. Z says:

    Yay, Ohio! :D

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