Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

07

“What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?” Didn’t you get a nose–“And you know my nose job doesn’t count.” Well okay.

Jul

06

“The verdict is not guilty!? (pause) So, is she going to jail or no?” What’s confusing you, the word “verdict” or “not”?

Jul

01

“If I eat half of the fries and then I bite those in half with only a little salt, will I get fat?” Your version of the SAT’s?

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