Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“In Home Depot’s parking lot there were a bunch of Mexican prostitute guys trying to get into my car!” Different type of worker.
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are you still in talks with cbs to do a sitcom?
She didn’t pick one up??
I wish she would’ve picked one of them up to fix their damn smoke alarm.
They
They Still haven’t fixed it??
You really would think they would have figured out that it was the smoke alarm by now.
CRAP!! I was sooo hoping to have a first or second post today. :( Oh well…
There’s always tomorrow, Lequia.
Then screw work…Imma stalk this page every second til I get it!!
(…which actually might not be much different than most days. :p lol)
What would a girl like her be getting at Home Depot anyway? The smoke alarm is still needing a new battery? wow.
very valid point… i would love to know what they were there for…
Maybe it’s a new smoke alarm.
Are these girls really that….just…It’s hilarious but at the same time, with each post, I can feel my hope for humanity fading and slipping away….please, tell me one thing though: they aren’t blonde are they?
As a blonde, I resent that.
I be blonde too. That’s why I’m asking if they are…cause I hope they are not or else I’m going to bang my head on the desk….
I don’t want them to be brunette, either. Unfortunately, there’s a damn good chance they are one of the two.
Too true. Ugh…they just make a bad name for girls. Like I said, funny to read what they say, but like sad that they really are that…thickheaded….
Let’s just pretend their Gingers so we don’t have to worry about their souls.
@Chloe: I wasn’t planning to worry about their souls.
Can we just pretend they are hairless? Then no one is insulted except bald guys, and bald guys are at least sexy…
Those guys give great head, and they’ll do it for a fraction of the price of an american prostitute. A job’s a job to them.
eww. lol so you’ve tried this?
Clearly
Mexican prostitutes? I live in Socal… If you want to fuck a mexican, you don’t need to wait for a hooker.
Ha. The tone I applied to that post makes me think that you are using a facetious front to hid your innermost secrets.
Oh god thank you. Nobody gets me.
Despite living over 2200 miles from Mexico, they are still even up here in VT hanging out at farm supply stores looking for work.
No. Comment.
That was a comment.
No need to be smart.
My biggest question is what on earth are they doing at home depot? The thought makes me shudder a little.
ROFL! i would love to know what happened while she was in home depot!
http://www.wattpad.com/1038132-finding-my-prince-uh-is-that-supposed-to-be-him-17?d=ud
Thats the chapter i wrote into my story about the girls :P lol this post is in it too.
Some kind of anthropological experience?
I just realized… if Charlie can hear them, they can probably hear him… do you think they have a Dear Guy Below Us blog!?!?
They probably can’t hear Charlie unless he’s yelling or his dog is barking like mad. My downstairs neighbors complain about our noise (I have a three year old)…but I can rarely hear them.
Yes, actually. Very imaginatively, its called Dear Guy Below Us.
The fact that this site actually exists kinda scares me, and makes me question the validity of their site as well as *gasp* this one.
So today I learned that we make fun of people for what we don’t like about ourselves. What does this say about you Charlie?
I really doubt he has low self esteem and is taking it out on the girls… I think he just thinks they’re annoying.
It was a joke. I bet he’s nothing like the girls. The study was referring to actual bullies.
That I’m insecure about my man boobs?
Are they nice man boobs?
Yes, nice and soft.
sexy manboobs?
Half…English…man…boobs.
(Don’t mind me! I’m just jotting some notes down.)
I had an immense phobia of those sombrero things a few years ago. I always assumed that the dangling things were bugs instead of corks…Apparently I was wrong. :/
Male Mexican prostitutes? Those are only the best kind of people to let into your car!!
Fuck. Yes.
You know, I’m so thrown off by the mental image of carjacking, mexican, male prostitutes that I don’t even have a snarky comment to say about this.
Haha every time I see or hear the word snarky I chuckle because I think of Dane Cook.
Alicia, please please please write a poem today. This will be hilarious!
Haha that’s what I thought of too, Alicia.
I’ve been wondering where Alicia’s poems went… Alicia?
Hrmmm…wait why is she at Home Depot? I think that would be a public hazard if she attempts any home improvements…
Thanks Charlie I’m sick and stuck at home and this made my day
I was just sick too. No fun. Feel better.
I foung a dear guy below us, but I’m sure it’s fake because their letters are witty.
I’m sure they picked some up to celebrate next year.
I found it too xD But I’m pretty sure it’s a fan of this page that’s writing in it. They put down the nicknames Charlie gave them
Shopping for things to cease the smoke alarm howl,
A girl saw some male prostitutes on the prowl.
Mexicans are a surplus in LA,
But male whores are a surprise to convey.
Without any money to get them in bed;
She settled for ranting above Charlie’s head.
Ta-Da! This should hold you over until Alicia shows up.
I don’t think Alicia can top that today… Good job.
Savannah, that was REALLY good. Now mine’s going to look like crap next to it :D But seriously, good job.
In the parking lot to Home Depot,
You thought a stripper was getting into your car,
Well that proves how much you know,
You girls are always so far off par.
There was more to that…I’m not sure why it cut off. The rest was:
They weren’t there to strip,
They’re simply the hired help,
You were probably thinking you had to tip,
In mind I can hear your yelps.
And Savannah’s was way better. Just sayin.
THAT WAS GOOD :)
You know, I’d be legimatly worried for their saftey, if it wasn’t for the fact that they are so blind. Or mabey thats another reason to be concerned…
charlie, if the smoke alarm is driving you crazy, you could leave them a note telling them to change the battery in it. Or wait till you run into them, and pretend to be on the phone, complaining about how you had a chirping sound in your apartment, and got rid of it by changing the batteries in YOUR alarm! just a suggestion
Ahhh, this takes me back….
I remember when I was a mexican prostitute.
Hahahaha! That was really funny.
Hmmm, quizás debo encontrar un nuevo estacionamiento.
Aw, why would you leave the poor Mexican prostitutes?! They need love to!
You realize that yes this is funny, but you are just capitalizing on stupidity…. embodied. CONGRATULATIONS you have beat the system. dick
I wonder how she got them away from the car. They were probably confused.
I guess I’m the only one who was confused by this post…may my innocence and naiievity forever prevail! XD
Oooohhhhhh too funny((:
I love this. Just love it.
Why is it necessary to know that they’re Mexican?
Because the girls indulge in stereotypes.
Hey Charlie i found out today that September 28th is ‘ask a stupid question day’ and i think you should note every stupid question they ask. Its ages away but i felt i should warn you :) xxx
I work there…..you just made my day :)
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This was outstanding! ! !Really made us laugh = D….
Maybe she thought she could by a bird house to catch the bird… You should leave a pack of batteries outside their door with the words “bird food” but also leave instructions on changing the DAMN alarm.
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At least they know what a Home Depot is.
Now you’re just making stuff up…
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I love it. Your weblog is really sassy . Good job on keeping up it current….
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It is a very good place!…