Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

22

“Guys actually circle jerk? Can you imagine if girls were like, come on over and we’ll all touch ourselves.” Yes, I can imagine.

Nov

19

I’m sorry you’re still coughing, but that’s what happens when you bet each other you can’t “breathe and swallow” at the same time.

Nov

18

“A full head of hair, obvi. Chest hair, not so much. Back hair, vom-inos pizza.” I’m confused, did you just order pizza?

Nov

17

“This is the only year in like forever I haven’t sent myself flowers.” And Republicans say that ‘change’ hasn’t happened yet.

Nov

16

“The hairy guy downstairs is crying to Armageddon again.” Well then YOU tell HBO to stop replaying it! And P.S. I trimmed my beard!

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