Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Guys actually circle jerk? Can you imagine if girls were like, come on over and we’ll all touch ourselves.” Yes, I can imagine.
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do guys ACTUALLY do that?!
No comment.
Wait, for real?
at least i am not the only who finds it hard to believe. circle jerking is taking the phrase “no homo” to improbable heights!
That means yes?
that’s exactly what i was thinking.
That is hilarious… And yes, guys do that… (I’m not a guy…)
I just taught my 8th graders a cool dance move called the circle jerk. I’m thinking I need to change the name ASAP! (I just thought they were laughing at my moves… oops)
http://www.classroomconfession.blogspot.com
yuck.
One can only imagine…
Hermione, come here, I want you to watch us circle jerk.
Don’t even think about it Ron.
If Weasleys commit incest, will their hair still be red? Or will it become webbed?
RONALD! Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean the rest of us have!
(And AverageGirl, I must agree.(: )
Eww, Ron!
Don’t worry Ginny. I have never done such an appalling act of indecency.
Five points from Gryffindor, Potter, for talking in class.
We must not tell lies, Mr. Potter. Need you be reminded?
*giggle*
Severous, class is not in session and Umbridge you are a bloody hypocrite telling lies to people all through your court cases with those muggleborns. Old prick!
DIE POTTER
this whole thing made me giggle btw…
Def. a MLIA worthy conversation ^.^
I second the motion!
Has been submited. (:
Young Lady! How dare you disscuss this, when i tell your father you will not touch a wand for a month!
that’s fine. at least you know she won’t be getting pregnant. as you know, i do not allow pregnant hoochy mamas in my classroom. ;)
…couldn’t resist.
Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. Hermione!
Proffesor Snape, I would prefer if you did not mention any sort of “hoochy mama’s” in front of my children.
oh eew. I had no idea. As embarrassed as I am to have something in common with those girls, I am just as appalled as they are.
Yup, I can imagine that as well!
1001awfulthings.com
Do guys actually plan it though or is it something that comes about because of boredom?
I cannot imagine guys calling eachother up with that intention, let alone girls…
i think it only exists in some gay porno movie. Never heard of any guys actually doing that. Noone I know would ever do something like that. *shudder*
The only time I’ve ever heard of/seen a circle jerk was in porn. I don’t see why you all think it’s so awful though.
what is a circle jerk???
Google it. -_-‘
Erm, no thanks. I don’t feel the need to see a bunch of other guys jerking off. Don’t know anyone that would, either…
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Quoting Full Metal Jacket, congratulations. You sound like a troll though.
Ummm…I’m a girl. And I know a guy who did that when he was younger.
…More than once.
Sometimes Charlie, you are such a dude.
And that’s probably a good thing. Because I doubt that this website would be this funny if he wasn’t.
Agreed. Nothing wrong with being so dudish.
I mean it was bound to show up at some point or another. Definitely, not while watching Armageddon.
I don’t know about guys, but I do know a bunch of girls who actually DO get together and touch themselves. When they were trying to name the encounter and failing, I dubbed it a “Line Poke,” as they were lined up together watching dirty movies.
No. Guys don’t do that.
People get so goddamn serious on there comments over jokes. They’re just supposed to be funny not make people get into heated discussions in the comments.
So, couldn’t you turn yourself into a port-key?
No, Potter. That would be absuuuurrd. If a person were to touch themselves- *Looks pointedly at Ron.* -they would constantly teleport.
You guys are the best! ^_^
<3
This is amazing.
Those first three seemed to be from the same person… Polyjuice potion cannot offset Charlie’s greatness.
Nasty. I guess you learn something new everyday.
One word – hygiene
Crcle jerks was a band started in 1979in California. Jerking is also a type of dance, and “cicle jerking” is like when a circle is formed around people when they are breakdancing. Kind of a competition. I am sure that is what they where they heard it!
Yes! Because guys have never got carried away w/ bets in the locker room! or while debating over whose is bigger…Men tend to be more suxually open, and less shy…I only know this because I had like 8 brothers, and grew up in a small town…plus the term got applied to the act for a reason…if it’s labeled and enough of the population knows what it is, well let’s just leave it at there is clearly a reason for this…
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While I always love the GAM quotes, my love for the comments also seems to grow, especially with all the “wizard” conversations. Did you guys just decide to come over here from AverageWizard? Guess Charlie is just that awesome.
Charlie is indeed awesome. (:
Oh no Charlie! Your comments section is being over run by spam-bots
Gah, the Ministry’s been warned! *Pulls out wand.* AVADA KADAVRA!
My love for DGAM grew soooo much with the Harry Potter Conversations. Such an Average Wizard moment <3
Personally, I prefer MLIA. More legit wizards, less wannabes. (:
Grammatically, it’s *fewer* wannabes, not less. And stop masquerading as me on the internet when you cannot even spell my name correctly!
Grmmhph graool hudda yudda I want to eat hermoninny growl
No guys don’t actually do this except in porn. For some reason girls always seem to assume they do though. Only times I’ve seen hetero people experiment was in college and it was always girls.
Um…ew, mental picture…XP
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