Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“In getting colonics, we basically paid 75 dollars to take the biggest shits of our lives.” Ha, mine was only 7.99 at Chili’s.
22
Dear Girls Above Me,
It was nice bumping into you last night. GAM: What’s your name again? Me: Oh, Charlie. GAM: So like, Chuck Bass? Me: No.
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Dancing With the Stars is such a joke. Michael Bolton, a star, REALLY?!” Good thing they have The Situation and Bristol Palin.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“He’s on some fantasy team, but don’t you think he’s too small to play football?” I can’t wait for you to go to one of his games.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“The Bible is an actual book you can read? I thought people just did chants and stuff from it.” Oh dear God above me.
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