Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

23

“In getting colonics, we basically paid 75 dollars to take the biggest shits of our lives.” Ha, mine was only 7.99 at Chili’s.

Sep

22

It was nice bumping into you last night. GAM: What’s your name again? Me: Oh, Charlie. GAM: So like, Chuck Bass? Me: No.

Sep

21

“Dancing With the Stars is such a joke. Michael Bolton, a star, REALLY?!” Good thing they have The Situation and Bristol Palin.

Sep

20

“He’s on some fantasy team, but don’t you think he’s too small to play football?” I can’t wait for you to go to one of his games.

Sep

17

“The Bible is an actual book you can read? I thought people just did chants and stuff from it.” Oh dear God above me.

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