Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
17
“The Bible is an actual book you can read? I thought people just did chants and stuff from it.” Oh dear God above me.
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Didn’t these kids have parents? WTF? As Liz Lemon says, “you need to act like you have parents who raised you in some sort of shame based American tradition.”
They seriously did not know this?? Did they grow up in a cave or something?
So… Burn a Koran day? What’s a Koran? Is that, like, an incense or something?
You need to give them a CD containing all the HTML pages from this site when they move out.
Maybe I should show up as a stripper priest and give them a lesson.
I don’t know about them, but I’d definitely enjoy that.
Suite Jebus! We’ll need photos of that kkthx.
best. comment. ever.
i feel they would appreciate that.
what girl wouldn’t want a stripper priest? ;)
even better. a pinkman stripper with a priest collar :D
Umm Really!? That cant be right! Are you sure you heard them right? I know they are stupid but…. Really!?
You have to be kidding…
*speechless*
Thank you for enlightening me GAM
Really? I just lost the little faith I had left for them lol…
Thanks for starting my birthday off on a high note :) <3 this site
Sometimes they say things that don’t sound too stupid, so I give them the benefit of the doubt… But this?
“Oh dear God above me.” made me smile.
They are probably more kamasutra than bible people
I oft attempt to create a witty comment toward your abnormally ignorant ‘lady friends’.
However, today, I am completely at a loss.
Set a bible outside of their door with a yellow sticky note saying, “Love, Charlie.” and your apartment number. See what happens.
I wonder what religion they are.
The religion of brainless
They must be against education.
Oh dear lord. There are no words.
*prays for their souls* That’s all that can be done. All other words escape me.
This is just a whole other level of stupidity that cannot be said.
damn. that’s a little scary..
Well. They’re going to he’ll.
Damn auto correct. *hell
Seriously? You’ve got to be joking. How can they not know the Bible is real? This is insane!
Wow. Just wow. That is a special kind of stupidity.
I think I just felt my hopes for humanity drop a little. I really hope these girls don’t have children.
If these girls had children theyd probably try to accseorize with it…
I can here them now:
“But baby boy blue is just so not in…we’ll just make him wear a pink hat anyway.”
if only it wasn’t a real book…
I wonder what its like to live in their heads…
/shudders/ I don’t ever want to go there!
Did they just watch “Book of Eli”?
I though maybe these girls were just a tad light on brains, but this is just crazy.
I could understand maybe not growing up with religion or something, but Christianity is the Biggest religion in the world last time I checked. It’s quite hard to miss something like the bible…
wow
Aren’t you Jewish, Charlie?
I hope you realize that if his last name is McDowell, he’s probably Scottish.
*it’s even Gaelic, apparently. Mac Dubhghaill
Not saying that Charlie is Jew, but if the mother is a Jew, the kid is considered Jewish, no matter what the father is.
No, he wasn’t saying he is a Jew. He was ASKing if he’s Jewish. And as I said, Scottish is more likely.
*Nevermind, Laura. Just realized what you meant. You should really learn to use personal pronouns, like “I’m not saying…” etc.
Umm? Scotland is a place you live, being Scottish isn’t a religion. Judaism is a religion. You could be Scottish and still be a Jew…
I think you made a mistake?
Or have i missed something…?
Perhaps they were raised Catholic… That involved a lot of chanting from books without ever really opening a Bible.
Not true, Betsy. Chanting is very pre-Vatican 2. And we read from the Bible every Sunday. (3 readings actually). Just a random little tidbit there.
But, Grace, do you read them from the Bible or from a Catholic book of Bible readings? Because that was more my point. I went to a Mass a few weeks ago and there was definitely a form of chanting and no opening of an actual Bible.
I’m beggining to think that these girls actually do not exist, and you’re just doing this because you’re bored.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour..?
silly, silly boy.
have you not seen the VIDEOS he’s posted?
jamming out during one of their parties, giving them presents?
im pretty sure the GAM are legit ;)
Please tell me that they are atheists. I don’t think its possible to believe in God and not know the Bible was a book…
I’m Jewish, and today’s Yom Kippur. I felt dumb for messing up my torah portion today at services…but this just made me feel so much better x)
i feel legitimately bad for these girls..
Seriously, now that I know they’re THIS stupid, I will never read a post the same.
And I almost don’t want to say that, because I feel like I know them, reading all your stalking posts.
Charlie,
Discovered your blog today and I love it so much I’ve had to read every single post. I’ve had some bad neighbors in LA that I’ve plotted against on sleepless nights but your retaliation is much, much better than anything I could have ever come up with.
I’ve a tutored a number of girls that could potentially be your neighbors and couldn’t have fathomed living below them. Kudos brother. Keep up the great work.
Wow…
this blog is awesome
i love reading what idiotic teenage girls are saying
hehehehehehe
my dad went to all that effort to produce…them. what a waste of his weekend!
I feel like they were practice models that were accidentally sent to the womb of some unfortunate mother…
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This leads me to believe they may be on to you and are actually saying something dumb on purpose. No way anybody is this stupid. Is there a way?
Oh my goodness, this definitely tops the list of stupid things I have heard people say. It’s so dumb… it’s just… amazing. Truly astounding. Congratulations, ladies. I am awestruck.
I found your site being bookmarked in one of the social sites. Im glad I visited it. Interesting articles you have here.