Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

19

“I think we should start like a movement to bring back the hand job. It’s soooooo much easier.” Good luck with your endeavors.

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Apr

16

“No, Daddy, tell them WIRE transfer. The whole point is so I dont have to go into the bank.” You’re dad seems like a REAL asshole.

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Apr

15

“I didnt want my therapist to judge me, so I told her I only made out w Chad.” Not sure you’re quite getting the point of therapy.

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Apr

14

After discovering our units share the same water heater (thanks Alberto), I set my alarm 14 mins before yours to take a shower.

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Apr

13

I devised a strategical plan in case you discover my identity. This is my house, I have to defend it.

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