Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

23

“Right now we’re inviting 27 people, I say only ugly girls from here on out.” “Totes agree.” Totes not agree. I never OK’d this.

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Apr

22

Yes, I was pretending to be on the phone so I didnt have to pick up my dog’s poo. To be fair, in my convo I was helping a friend.

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Apr

21

Don’t worry about failing to mail taxes in on time, I’m more concerned that you thought the post office was closed on 4/20.

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Apr

21

If coming home at 2AM & talking like Pee Wee Herman is “your new fav,” then why dont you marry it?

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Apr

20

“Everyone here needs to stop freaking out about this volcano. America doesn’t even have any!” USA ranks 3rd in active volcanoes.

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