Dear Girls Above Me,

You said “I’d fuck any guy that sings Sex On Fire.” http://tinyurl.com/yblceez. Boy do you owe me.

Dear Girls Above Me,

I changed my wireless internet name to “JohnStamosCondo” in hopes that it might confuse & excite you. It did.

Dear Girls Above Me,

I can hear u best from this spot. My family has described this image as “the lowest moment” in my life.

http://twitpic.com/1agvr5

Dear Girls Above Me,

In the first interaction outside our living quarters, did u really think I was a valet guy or was that your staunch witty humor?

Dear Girls Above Me,

Your St. Patty’s party was off the hook! At 2am u guys were still taking shots, while I was googling “noose making” in my undies.