Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

25

You said “I’d fuck any guy that sings Sex On Fire.” http://tinyurl.com/yblceez. Boy do you owe me.

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Mar

24

I changed my wireless internet name to “JohnStamosCondo” in hopes that it might confuse & excite you. It did.

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Mar

23

I can hear u best from this spot. My family has described this image as “the lowest moment” in my life.

http://twitpic.com/1agvr5

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Mar

22

In the first interaction outside our living quarters, did u really think I was a valet guy or was that your staunch witty humor?

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Mar

19

Your St. Patty’s party was off the hook! At 2am u guys were still taking shots, while I was googling “noose making” in my undies.

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