Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

18

Dear Girls Above Me,

Our building doesn’t have a ghost “trapped in the walls on Thurs & Fri.” Its just street cleaning.

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Feb

17

Dear Girls Above Me,

In bed sick, I turned off my humidifier just to hear about your ‘TicTac diet’. Guess we both have issues.

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Feb

16

Dear Girls Above Me,

I’m gonna be nice! When u sang Pink’s Sober u sounded…happy…SHIT VOICE FUCK YOUR HEELS. Oops.

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Feb

12

Dear Girls Above Me,

Favorite quote “OMG, he wasn’t Cirque Du Soleiled?!” In reference to a guy’s uncircumcised penis.

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Feb

11

Dear Girls Above Me,

When u said “I wanna run for President of our building, that’d be hot”, I prayed for the first time.

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