Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

18

Our building doesn’t have a ghost “trapped in the walls on Thurs & Fri.” Its just street cleaning.

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Feb

17

In bed sick, I turned off my humidifier just to hear about your ‘TicTac diet’. Guess we both have issues.

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Feb

16

I’m gonna be nice! When u sang Pink’s Sober u sounded…happy…SHIT VOICE FUCK YOUR HEELS. Oops.

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Feb

12

Favorite quote “OMG, he wasn’t Cirque Du Soleiled?!” In reference to a guy’s uncircumcised penis.

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Feb

11

When u said “I wanna run for President of our building, that’d be hot”, I prayed for the first time.

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