Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

12

Dear Girls Above Me,

Running into u in the laundry room was better than a celebrity sighting. Thanks for the fabric softener.

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Jan

11

Dear Girls Above Me,

You guys have a fight? Hate to be a tattle tale but Claire’s on the phone with her mom talking mad shit.

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Jan

08

Dear Girls Above Me,

I’m sorry to hear about Chad. But there were 2 red flags: he works for Ed Hardy & his name is The Chad.

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Jan

07

Dear Girls Above Me,

Please stop referring to Bill Cosby as the dad from Family Matters. Then who’s the dad from The Cosby Show?

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Jan

05

Dear Girls Above Me,

Since I don’t know either of your names, I shall call one of you Cathy and the other Claire.

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