Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
04
“The worst part about these stupid antibiotics is I can’t have any alcohol. I’d rather die.” I’d rather be on stupid antibiotics.
03
Ladies, your casserole went in the oven at 7:40, it’s now 8:24 and smells like–“CATHY, the–the thingy’s on fire!” Never mind.
02
“I swipe checked him and he was way smaller than I expected.” Since when does penis size and grocery store terminology coexist?
30
“What?! Why didn’t you tell me I had lipstick on my teeth the entire night!?” Probably cause she’s trying to fuck the same guy.
29
“I got a ticket for text driving and I have to go to court! Sorry I’m so popular, asshole.” I think you just mounted your case.
