Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
21
I changed my wireless name from ‘JonStamosCondo’ to ‘GerardButlerPad.’ “Do you think he bought it from Stamos? Hottest sale ever!”
20
I don’t normally weigh in on your fights, but “whose hypothetical older brother would be hotter” is serious stuff. Sorry Claire.
19
“She JUST won a Golden Globe, why the hell is Natalie Portman doing ads for tampons?” No Strings Attached is a movie.
18
“Gylly ended things with Swifty!? I’m so gonna pay 1.29$ for the song that comes out of this.” Sounds more like a .99 song to me.
17
“I wonder if Martin Luther King ever had a wet dream? If so, I wanna hear about THAT one.” I totally question his priorities as well.
