Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
15
“In Home Depot’s parking lot there were a bunch of Mexican prostitute guys trying to get into my car!” Different type of worker.
14
“I like beyond hate Valentine’s Day. Who wants to celebrate only fucking one person?” I’m hoping my girlfriend.
11
GAM: Hey you, we’re throwing a party tonight. Me: Oh cool, I’ve got no plans– GAM: So if you hear loud music don’t call the cops.
10
“There’s a video game for The Bachelor?! It might be time to get one of those Game Boy thingys.” That time was 15 years ago.
09
“I’d never kiss a guy if he got me something from Kay. But jewelry from Tiffany, blow job fo sho.” I’d like to see that commercial.
