Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
08
“Ow, Cathy, they didn’t hit that hard!” Just because the Kardashians had a pillow fight on their show, doesn’t mean you need to.
07
You might have a hard time finding a “super soft DUET cover” for your bed. But I know a great karaoke bar if you’re interested?
06
(in a horrible British accent) “Please bestie, may I have some more Skinny Girl Margarita?” Was that your version of Oliver?
05
“Luke says we don’t need to worry about March Madness anymore cause they found a cure.” Hey Luke, only I get to fuck with them!
04
“Why is everyone saying gas is so expensive? Today it’s only like 4$ and it usually costs me at least 50$!” Per gallon.
