“I would get an electric car to save the environment, but I don’t wanna keep buying batteries.” You can buy double A’s in bulk.

“Do they actually go underwater to decide if the gays can get married?” Supreme Court, not Submarine Court.

“Wait what?! Drake murdered poor Amanda Bynes?!” You should work for TMZ.

“You idiot, the reason it doesn’t snow in LA is because of the ocean!” It finally happened. You now know less than Snooki.

“I like him but he goes to University of Phoenix. No way am I moving to Arizona!” I’m just happy you know Phoenix is in Arizona.