Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
12
“Last night was legendary, best sex ever!” I know! We orgasmed at the same time! Only difference is you had someone else with you.
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Genius.
I have to say, this is my ultimate favourite DGAM so far…
Thanks!
My walk of shame just consisted of me getting a glass of water before bed.
Boys will be boys.
You’re Getting Creepier Every Post. Keep Up The Good Work!
HAHAHAHA Clarlie, you are my hero!
I also just orgasmed at the awesomeness of this post….tbh though I feel bad for the person you were with lol.
Feel bad for his hand, because that’s who was with him.
Oh I had a complete blonde moment, to be fair its exam season which means I horrifically sleep deprived.
Absolutely hysterical.
Haha love it! Great post Charlie!
oh my gosh.
I can not believe you just said that. lol.
Did anyone else’s eyes get really big and mouth fly open after reading that?
Yes, actually, mine did :P
Yes. My Jaw dropped and i think i actually gasped out loud.
haha, samsies
I nearly blushed. Charlie! We’re typically voyeurs to the girls’ antics, not yours! I feel so embarassed to know that!
LOL. I had to read this out loud to a friend to get your meaning..*mental bleach*. but still, keep up the good work!
Well we all have our variety responses. His is wood and yours Sarah, I’m guessing it’s more orally oriented.
If there’s anyone who wants the honor of writing a very awkward poem today, feel free to do so. I’ll just write two for the next post. I actually feel kind of bad writing them, now that I know some people like them more than the post itself. Sorry Charlie :(
I (like everyone else) enjoy your poems, but no worries, charlies posts will always have slightly higher priority[:
Would it help if I said I think your poems are dumb? Because they are.
I agree with Tripetta, to be honest… the poems are very simple with no sense of rhythym or structure. The syllable counts are almost always wrong, and it makes reading them a chore.
But I’m an English major, so maybe I’m just ultra-picky.
uhm excuse meee?! why do you feel the need to be rude to MY FRIEND ? i love her poems. (:
Thanks, Karissa :) And I understand that some people don’t like them. Everyone has an opinion, and I respect that.
OMG CHARLIE.
If you need someone else I’ll be in LA next week! JUSTSAYIN’
I think my hand would get pissed.
That line was by far the funniest thing you’ve ever said.
That may very well be the best/worst rejection I’ve ever heard :) Left me just as speechless as the post itself.
Who says your hand won’t be included!
where’s the like button?
I’m sick today and I can barely stand up without passing out But this made my day a bit better =]
I hope you feel better!
Thanks Charlie :) I do feel better but not by much. Although I hope today is my last day because I get my last day of Christmas tomorrow.
Oh gosh. O_O
I’m not so sure I should comment xD
Oh please do.
You need to put a comma after “oh” because if it’s not there, it’s improper grammar.
Sorry to call you out on it, bud. :)
The Girl Above Charlie Had And Orgasm So Grand,
That Charlie Felt The Need To Replicate It With His Hand.
Short Poem, But Hopefully Effective.
Hahaha! That was great :) You can have the job of writing the awkward ones lol.
Thanks! My Principal Did Always Tell Me I Thrived In Awkward Social Situations, But In Saying That He Was A Pervert. Talk About Awkward!
Charlie got down with
Charlie when he heard this one
Stupid girl banged hard.
Woah there Justin! Haikus are too advanced for anything involving the GAM. I can just picture them tilting their heads and claiming that it couldn’t be a poem because it doesn’t rhyme. :D
Justin, how about another haiku:
Girl upstairs enjoyed
her time with a friend unknown
Charles had fun alone
*giggle fits* Good one!
Charlie I wish I was as funny as you are. That’s all else I can say.
Hey Charlie, I thought you had a girlfriend???
Having a girlfriend don’t make my hand broke.
lmao XD YES
So wait you do still have a girlfriend?
HAHAHA touche.
Yes, he’s dating the girl who’s playing The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Well I’ve been hearing otherwise…
You should always believe everything you read on the internet.
Didn’t read it on the internet although I don’t believe everything on there anyways, but all I’ll say is I think you should get used to your hand.
Um Charlie, we need to talk…
Sorry ladies. My friend saw them eating together a few nights ago. WAH WAH. Nice work Charlie. She’s a looker.
They’re gossiping about you on your own blog. That would weird me out.
wait, he’s dating Patricia Mara?
Don’t talk about wierd Charlie! =))
yea its really hot wen gurls orgasm. i get off to it 2
Only Difference Is Your Girls Are Either Virtual Or Plastic.
BAHAHAHA Everyone on here made my night ^_^
Brilliance!
Hahaha this is my favorite post and I love you’re response to the comments most on this one
I litterally laughed out load!
Haha ‘load’…pun was so intended!
Sometimes I worry for your sanity. To much information. lol. It did make me laugh though… :)
Looks like one of them found a hobby…
Haha, I like this comment.
This entire post has made my day! Thank you everybody!
Me too. I just got into this site. I kind of want to meet these girls.
Charlie, do you have a job? It seems that you are spending more and more time working on this than actually having a life. Don’t be offended or anything, we all enjoy it. [=
He’s actually a very talented director who’s also turning the material from this website into a sitcom pilot. So he’s gotta keep doing it for the pilot and to keep the future fans of the show.
Seriously? Charlie, please do. That. Would. Be. Awesome. I’d actually start watching TV again. x
Oh my god, you’re adorable. Voyeuristic, but adorable.
Charlie do you ever get creeped out by the multitudes of stalkers you apparently have that openly creep on your relationship status? Anyway, nice post, it made me giggle :)
How have these girls not figured out you have a website devoted to them?? Can’t wait until they watch that show and be like “wow I thats sooo weird I said that exact same thing!”
Best post/comments ever today. All you guys are awesome.
I had a shitty day and this literally made me laugh out loud. Also so did most of these comments! This is my new favorite distraction from work!
Creepy.
One of my partners is being crazy and not helpful and rude and mean, and well the point is, this made me totally forget about her
Thank You Charlie!!!
: )
ONE of your partners?
Classy.
yeah. And the other two are afraid to say anything against her, so i feel all the wrath
I kinda love you. And your hand. A lot. Is that creepy? Well, if it were, you’d be one to talk. :)
Nothing’s creepy anymore.
hahahaha! SO TRUE!! :) I love you, Charlie!
Ten points to Slytherin!
Thanks :)
this one literally made me snort while laughing…
Wow. I don’t even know what else to comment. At least you’re honest.
mmmm fun lol
Good lord.
The lord has nothing to do with this!
You go back in your cage Floutsy!!!!
I must go.
My planet needs me.
All hail Mortus, and the Cult of Ythrl.
ME GUSTA.
One time I laughed at a blind man eating spaghetti.
Sometimes I pee in the shower when I’m really tired.
I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away.
ME GUSTA.
well that was rather delightful
Sometimes I wonder what people like about me.
Probably my jugs.
ME GUSTA.
………………………
LOL.
Who are you?? I’m in love
I second this question after your comment on sloths entering the city; resulting in a blood bath.
I am fascinated.
Dear Charlie,
One day you and your GAM will end up being best of friends cause of this website.
Increasingly awesome!! The community around your voyeurinsm just gets better and better!
Is THAT What The Kids Are Calling It These Days?
.. Now we moved past the shame, I feel like we’ve got to know eacht other on a completely new level! (Not yet as good as after a night of drinking cheap wine, but we’re getting there)
Although I don’t comment that much, I always read everything you guys say! Keep up the good work;)
Who Are You And Do You Write Poems?
You know that moment when you’re staring at the computer screen in horror but feeling awkwardly turned on? Yeah. Thanks Charlie.
yes, yes I do…
and Charlie, if your hand ever needs a break… ;)
I expect this from you. XD
Epic Win Charlie – the safest kind of sex………
There are some cases where… let’s not get into that, shall we?
hi im 12 what is orgasm
Hon, you’ll find out in health class next year.
It’s The Only Thing In Life That’s Better Than Justin Bieber. Apart From Everything Else. I Knew What An Orgasm Wwas When I Was Seven… Are You A Lost Amish Person?
no my mom tld me 2 not lern bout dat stuff yet bcuz she said dat if i do i will give a gurl a cootie when i maek da nasty wit her*~ and get her a big bellie buttn and den my mom tld me she wld crey if i do dat :'(
so idk wat orgasmed meens. PLZ HELP i promiz 2 n0t tell my mom lol*~ :)
Sasquash, if your mom doesn’t want you to know certain things, it is not the place for a bunch of strangers to go against her wishes. Stop rushing childhood; you’ll find out soon enough.
Also, are you sure that you should be on this website? How much of the contents of these posts do you actually understand?
Charlie, I love your blog. I’ve only commented a couple of times, but each day i look forward to seeing what the GAM’s have said/done now. Keep it up!
but plz
i trust strangers bcuz dey giv me hope n my frend sed dat hope is da best ting in da world so plz share
n yes i understnd im 12 yrs old i turn 14 nxt month
im old enuff ok n y not rush childhood u smelly girl i wanna grow up lyk u n my frends on here ok so stop yell at me
~One dey, boi n gurl r in luv wit eachother~
Gurl ses, do u luv me~?
Boi ses, u no I do
Gurl ses, I have sumthin to tell you </3
Boi tinks gurl is brakin up wit him so he walks awae~~
Gurl duznt see boi 4 too weeks n she is sad
She sees boi again n ses, ~y u run away boi~
Boi ses, I thot u werr goin 2 brake up with me~ :'(
Gurl ses, no but I need to tell u sumthin
Boy breethes in n ses, wut?
Gurl: Im actually a boi too
Boi ses, I still luv u <3
Gurl unzips pants n shows boi monstrous peenis
Boi is jelouz n runs away n they never meat again
~rePly if u creyed :'(
Brilliant, Floutsy. :)
I creyed 4rm laffter.
Your comments, and the GAMs are what I’m here for.
I creyed. :'(
*cries* Beautiful!
Creying my eyes out rite now. uR a talentd riter. i lyk peeneis.
Sasquatch- please. Once you reach high school the truth will be revealed. Promise.
That was beautiful.
Thank you, for the wonderful little bit of information. I’m sure we all feel better knowing that.
Dat waz-I mean- That was… great?
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They were rocking to and fro
Little did those two girls know
That Charlie was beneath them too
Letting out the wolf. Awoo!
Way to go, Lock! I may be traumatized for life with mental images I didn’t need, but that was really funny.
Aaaaaaaand that’s the last time I’ll be able to look at pictures of wolves again, grazie.
I love how that id up there said… “but I’m 12 and I turn 14 next month…”
No wonder he doesn’t know what an orgasm is… lol
Btw, great poems guys, really funny
I love how people get trolled.
I’m surprised none of the grammar natzi got him on all of that terrible spelling and grammar. Also, a 12 year old who doesn’t know about that kind of thing shouldn’t be on this site
I feel like Liz, Not-a-Ginger, and notforyou have never heard of trolling on the interwebz.
Obvi, after “hi im 12 what is this” post.
I herped so hard that I derped.
i just want to see how to make the origami things
:) that was……interesting..
Has anyone else been noticing the comments lately have just become weird? The professions of love to Charlie and comments regarding the post were interesting, but I don’t know anymore. Strange days.
Also, was Charlie too embarrassed to post today? You said it yourself Charlie, “nothing’ s creepy anymore”, no need to feel ashamed!
Alicia,
I didn’t mean to make you stop writing them! D: Actually, that’s kind of the opposite reaction I was hoping for. I look forward to seeing what you’ve come up with everyday, and now we have all these others trying to take your job and I don’t very much like that. >:(
*blushes a deep crimson*
Oh my…..
…I had to re-read this post several times and now can’t come near the site without blushing. :p Thanks for…well, um..yeah.
WOW… every post of this website gets continually more creepy and stalkerish
i totally agree with you!
i mean why cant the posts just continue like they were at the beginnings of this website when he thought the girls were annoying and stupid, not when he was fantasizing about them and masturbating to them having sex
hi im 12 wat is masturabating n sex??
Dude, if you don’t know what masturbating, sex, and orgasms are, then there is absolutely nonreason for you to be on this site. Especially if you’re only 12. You don’t need to know that stuff yet. Stay innocent while you can.
*no reason
-sigh-
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
well…uh… twelve years old? kid, get off the site. seriously, preserve your innocence.
Amazing these girls are really stupid but hilarious
Ah hahahaha, oh how I love you most completely Charlie:)
OMG, This is great! I love it and love your posts. Keep it up please. I love all your posts. Although i must say that i think this one is my favorite by far!
Too fantastic. I can’t wait for whatever production is the result of this site. You ought to get (more) rich and (more) famous asap and get this show on the road.
The responses should make up at least 1/3.
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This is exactly what i was looking for. thank you for the instructive berth and keep up the good work! ….
this is seriously hilarious
i wish i was capable of synchronizing my orgasms with other peoples’
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