Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
“I had a nightmare that I was getting raped but he couldn’t get it up. It was scary but super offensive.” I wanna feel bad for you.
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There’s no way I can write a poem about this.
hahaha, that made me laugh.
Haha well it was my first thought. I’ll write two for the next one.
Hey Charlie do you think when the comedy airs, that the GAM might finally find out about your tweets? (Hoping they don’t…) :P
Those are the days I have nightmares about.
Well if you locate the show on NY for example (story-wise) the might not notice :D
will it show in England? Pleeeease!! :)
I’m pretty sure that you are the coolest guy on the planet. Shazam.
I’m pretty sure Johnny Depp is cooler.
Only according to the girls above ya.
Do you know when it’ll premiere?
O.k. I loveeee Johnny Depp he is my favorite but I definetly find you better Charlie, and believe me, that’s saying a lot.
What’s it going to be called? I haven’t heard about this yet.
Are you still going to be posting here?
And you should play yourself, even if you can’t act.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1660595/
He seems to be capable of acting… :)
I wanna feel bad too…
…but I laughed anyway. :p
I wonder if he was from the Projects….? *ponders*
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands, ’cause they’re rapin’ errbody out here.
Thank you! *like*
LMFAO. I just laughed my ass off.
“You don’t have to call and confess, we lookin’ for you! We gonna find you! We gonna find you! So you can run an’ tell that, run an’ tell that, run an’ tell that! Home boy, home home home boy.” :D
That just made my day.
LOVE this, and DGAM of course
You rock my world….
Had to be said….
Wow. Just.Wow. That wouldn’t be a nightmare. I mean. At least she didn’t get raped.
Hahaha! I think this is my favorite.
Dear Charlie, Are you going to have open casting for GAM? Haha. I would love to play one of these airheads.
I really hope that there aren’t any girls – we never meet them, they are just Voices from Above, and hilarity ensues.
My writing partner and I are writing the script. Hopefully CBS will like it and make it into a show. Fingers crossed.
*crosses fingers too*
lol whenever i read “charlie” i think it in a british accent.xD
I just bit your finger
I thought that was only me…
Oops- just realised- I have a British accent :D
She should sue the guy at dream court.
On a different note, Freud would have such a field day with that dream….
Hahaha, he would!!
These people need help. That’s all I can say.
brrr it’s cold out. sorry…lol random thoughts…
A show! A show! There’s going to be a show!
About the Girls Above Him (A.K.A. the stupid hoes)
We’re all so exited and very glad indeed,
That we get to watch a comedy about our Charlie.
Thanks to Ashton Kutcher, he’s really very kind;
Ratings will be great: you’ve got all of us on your side!
Hopefully the girls won’t find out anytime soon,
Because if they do, this site is surely doomed!
But no need to worry, I’m getting ahead of all this,
Lets just enjoy today and this news filled with bliss.
I personally think that was way better of a subject to write about.
There we go!
Haha okay now that made me laugh.
Haha, love.
There’s going to be a show? What’s the name? And will it be shown in Australia? Love the site Charlie.
She would have a dream like that.
If the show were to be picked up, it will be called Dear Girls Above Me. It was really hard coming up with the title.
I just found this site today and Charlie you are a legend and I really want to see this movie/show thingy. this is fantastic and has Blasted my mind. I really hope you do get make a movie out of it, it’d be legend… wait for it…..
You need a theme song to go with the show. It’s only necessary!
I think it should be a Hilary Duff song haha
Oh my, kill me now.
Turn one of Alica’s poems into a song for the theme.
Perhaps the 27 Dresses DVD intro music is available. But it must be looped until totally obnoxious.
Like
Mickey Avalon “So Rich, So Pretty!”
Don’t be silly it MUST be the Black Eyed Peas…
Oh dear.
WTF
Alicia’s poem should be the theme song for the show.
Well not that particular poem. I would be more than happy to write a jingle, though.
I agree. Alicia, you’d be perfect for a little diddy to introduce those two airheaded twits.
Why thank you, Jacky. When and if the time comes I’m up for the challenge.
At first I was like, “I can write a non-icky poem just for Alicia today!” but the subject matter… staying away from it with a very long pol–crud. Arm’s length.
Keeping it at arm’s length.
Ok, THAT just made my day.
Hah, or maybe Miley Cyrus could sing the theme song.
Her IQ level is about the same as the girls above you.
Ha ha theme song = stupid girls by pink
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Please tell me these girls have not finished junior high.
Then I would at least feel bad for them.
Makes my day better, at lest.
Charlie, I hope none of you ever move.
Do the things they say ever make you feel gross just for hearing them? Because I feel gross just for reading that one…and the one about the BEP
I’m guessing both of these ladies are blonde.
I feel offended. There is no way im as dumb as them and i’m blond.
I have mixed feelings about this TV show. Owing to what I read on this site, they must watch quite a bit of TV meaning that they would eventually stumble across your show, but unless they decide to look it up they would still remain oblivious. Unless they had a smart moment and looked it up…. That would be this site screwed.
I think the girls would find and watch the show and then Charlie would hear them commenting on either how awesome the girls on the show are or how stupid. Either scenario would be comedy gold. I cannot imagine them ever catching on.
I have a feeling that if they do somehow stumble across the show, they would be commenting on how they say those same exact things and how AWESOME that somehow, a tv show came up with the same exact things they say. except for the REALLY stupid things they say. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear them commenting on how stupid that was. But they would probably be convinced that their lives are just like a tv show. Which would be hilarious.
If you need a theme song, shouldn’t it be by The Black Eyed Peas? ;)
hahaha that’s a good point
If the girls found out about the show/site, I wonder if they’d even realize they’re being insulted–they’d probably be distracted by their fame.
Charlie when you get the show (I have no doubt that you wont) I think you should play yourself your clearly qualified
Even if they do find this site, it’s not like they’ll have the wits to find out that this blog is entirely about them.
LOLLL. Words cannot describe how much I love this.
Alternatively, maybe all blond women living in apartments everywhere are freaking out because they think some dude downstairs is writing about them…
This just makes you look stupid…
Blond is also a state of mind(or rather the lack of)
Soundtrack for the show: It would be epic if you could record them singing a Black Eyed Peas song.
Alicia, want to write an onomatopoeia poem for so I can you it for my english assignment?…I can’t do it.
…”so i can you it” I meant use not you
If I was one of those people who abhored cheating and strongly disagreed with it, then I would say no. But I’m not. Haha what’s it have to be about?
actually it’s not an onomatopoeia….I don’t know apparently it has to be a famous persons point of view and i have to give them a speach problem or some problem…But you really don’t have too haha…..I’m like failing english
Oh, alright. Good luck in English class; just pay attention as much as you can. It’ll pay off in the long run :)
FUCK MY COCK CHARLIE! I WANT U INSIDE OF ME!!!!!!!!
Wait… I’m confused…
Dear Comment Above Me,
Firstly, That’s Unlikely As I Assume That Charlie Has A Penis ( “COCK!!!!”) Of His Own, And Has Not Of Yet Stated His Homosexuality.
Secondly, Don’t Be So Desperate. I’m Sure There Are Plenty Of Other Men Who Would Be More Than Happy To Participate In The “FUCKing Of Your COCK!!!!!!!”
Lastly, You Should Consider Using Spellcheck.
Ha
Also , Charlie, I Would Like To Make A Suggestion For The Theme Tune Of Your Show. I Would Recommend Using Images And Music That Would Repulse The Girls, So That If They Were To Happen Upon Your Tellyboxshow They Would Immediately Change To “Jersey Shore”. Here Are My Suggestions:
Music: AC/DC, Beethoven, Cat Stevens ( His Muslim Music Would Work Well, But Will Offend Muslims.)
Imagery: Eldery People Kissing, WW1 Footage, Chuck Norris Slideshow.
Hope This Helps.
Also, Ciara, I would like to suggest that you stop capitalizing the first letter of every word you type. It breaks some grammar rules and it is kind of annoying. Thank you.
Actually, all he really should watch out for is that the show DOESN’T get picked up by the same network that Jersey Shore plays on. :p
I’m using the lack of continuing comments as reasonable evidence that it got a little awkward in here..
As refers to tigercock’s earlier comment of course.
I wonder if these girls ever got high school diplomas…
Not Awkward, I Just Went Asleep. And By The Way, Capitals Help Me Find The Beginning Of Words. You’d Understand If You Had Glasses As Thick As A Crusty Monkey Between To Bread Vans. And Yes, That Is A Saying.
“Crusty Monkey Between Two Bread Vans.” Sorry, My Computer’s A Mac.
do u eva feel lyk a plastic bag
You’ve returned!
I have returned, with grave news from the future.
December 21st, 2012.
Sloths will enter the city.
The bloodbath will begin.
Nice…. But Will The Swine Flu Still Be Around?
NOT HILARY DUFF!! she’s my girl. miley, sure. hil, NO
Hey Charlie, love the site. Read it every day. Fingers crossed for the show.
In response to the theme song ideas, I’m just going to throw one out there: bad rapping, to the tune of the fresh prince of bel air.
Intro: the clatter of heels walking around upstairs
Now this is a story all about how
Charlie’s life got flipped, turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell ya how Charlie’s life became unfair.
Iiiiin Hollywood they were born and raised,
in the mall is where they spent most of their days.
Chillin’ out, waxing and relaxin’ all cool,
and all perving on themselves out by the pool.
These couple of chicks, opposite of good,
started movin’ in on Charlie’s neighbourhood.
Now he hears all their flaws,
And Charlie got scared.
He was now in the hell known as blonde air heads.
He banged on the ceiling, he covered his ears,
he played Moby so loud that it bought them to tears,
If anything, these girls were frontal cortex impaired,
But he thanked those two the night his tv show aired.
He twittered and blogged about the things they said,
who they liked, hated, and who they took to bed,
Charlie gets all the goss, it’s juicy and free,
but what would he do without those dear girls above me?
I
Love. Absolutely Love.
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Though I bet the show won’t come to Sweden, sounds a bit too good to be true.
But, basing on what you’re writing, it won’t even matter if they find this page (and manage to realize that it is them). They won’t be able to stop anyway…
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In an M. Night Shamalan-style twist, the girls aren’t real after all, and Charlie was dead the whole time, his ghost just doesn’t realize it, yet. :D
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