Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

05

(upset) “And on top of that Fergie was wrong, big girls do cry.” Please stop living your life to the words of The Black Eyed Peas.

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  1. Madison says:

    Time to break into a musical?

  2. Steve says:

    Dude this blog is funny as hell… great idea…. but you know what would boost your popularity? If you make another vid showing the girls :D Maybe an interview, or reveal the sit to them :D

    • Justin says:

      Thats a terrible idea. Most of the appeal from the site comes from the fact that we do not know what they look like. This way we can relate to all the stupid stuff they say. Plus if he told them about the site, the site would no longer be authentic.

  3. john says:

    If they have to live their lives to the Black Eyed Peas, “Ive got a feeling” is a good one.

  4. Bonzai says:

    How many other times have they brought up a BEP lyric?

  5. Alicia says:

    “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz might be a better song they could relate to.

  6. Jonathan says:

    I really hate the Black Eyed Peas… When will they break up again?

  7. sarah says:

    or more importantly, the four seasons…

    • I am also Sarah...Which just kinda makes this even cooler. says:

      hahaha nice. The Four Seasons are pretty cool…and I would MUCH rather live my life after their songs than the Black-Eyed-Peas.

    • Still Sarah says:

      Although, I doubt that the GAH know who the Four Seasons are.

  8. Emily says:

    She must be devastated, obviously she was living a lie…one told to her by Fergie. The terror!

  9. Jillian says:

    So… why was she so upset?

  10. Alicia says:

    Oops. My bad.

  11. njdevilsfan says:

    big girls don’t cry isn’t by the black eyed peas. it’s just fergie when she went off on her attempted solo career. haha but your message is the same nonetheless

    • hopsonpops says:

      I was wondering who would point that out. kudos.

    • Jacky Faber: Midshipman, Fine Lady, and Lily of the West says:

      Yeah…how many comments was yours in? God, I was just about to reply and post that myself. Apparently people don’t pay too much attention these days. Hence, GAM. And a few of ya’ll on this site. >.<

    • Eva MD says:

      awwwww shucks ya beat me to it.

  12. Scarlette says:

    Do you mean big girls like plus sized or the ones who finally stopped wearing diapers and moved on to Pull-Ups? Not to be mean to larger girls, because larger girls have bigger hearts :D

    • ally says:

      and by hearts you means boobs, right?

      • golfgirl20 says:

        i think he means hearts because everyone gives big girls crap about their weight. but big and thick girls do have big boobs.

      • Scarlette says:

        lol i did mean their hearts, but i know what you mean, I’m not incredibly obese or anything, but I do have so meat on me unlike those stick thin models, so yeah I have boobs. But that’s really off topic :P

  13. Alicia says:

    Live your life and be free,
    Away from the words of Fergie.
    Live by what you believe,
    Even though it’s stupidity.
    March to your own beat!…
    You’ll probably do it with two left feet.
    Forget the Black Eyed Peas,
    Surrender your mind completely.
    Sing your own song please.
    Forget it. You’re way off key.

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      haha love these.

    • angel says:

      *agrees with Charlie* How can you not love these? I’m amazed that you bother to do all those short little poems Alicia, great talent you have! You help make even the comments section of this site that much more amazing :)

    • Kelly says:

      Omgosh. You would make a terrific poet and writer. Continue writing!!! (:

      • Alicia says:

        Thank you guys so much!! :) It makes me really happy to read your compliments :) A close friend of mine and I were joking around about making our own poetry blog since we both write, but now I’m actually considering it :) If I do I will be sure to let you know. Thanks again! :D

  14. Hannah says:

    Why have these girls not set themselves on fire yet?

  15. Jordan says:

    Today’s my Birthday and I was hoping something marvelous would be posted. I admire your endurance, Charlie!

  16. Lock says:

    I Gotta Feeling that Justin Timberlake has Phunked With one of their Hearts,and even though she Pumped It, with her Head Bobbing towards him, pushing her Humps in his face, wanting to Get It Started, he told her to Shut Up.

    Thinking that it was The End, wondering “Where Is The Love?” Our DGAC(harlie) put their heads together. Heads of… hair.

    Nerves, synapses fire. Boom Boom Pow! Eureka! There would a hair uterus Union! So clever! That guy losing his hair below them would have nothing to write on his Internets tonight!

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  18. EnterAmazingAliasHere says:

    What made her (them?) so upset?

  19. Louisa says:

    To be fair when the song came out I was like ‘but… big girls do cry…’

  20. Vanessa says:

    Hahaha Charlie you’re hilarious. :)
    I love reading your posts, they definitely brighten my day.

  21. Britt says:

    Big Girls Don’t Cry was on Fergie’s solo album. I don’t say that to poke holes in this post, but because I feel it makes the whole thing that much worse.

  22. michelle says:

    this mostly bothered me because “big girls don’t cry” is by fergie as a solo artist and not the black eyed peas.

  23. GStarr says:

    Ok I know this is sad I know this- but Big Girls Don’t Cry is NOT by the black eyed peas, only by Fergie. Woah. It is weird that I know that. But still- awesome blog. If you had friends, they would appreciate your sense of humour :D

  24. Greetings fellow Kiwi….

  25. Wholly awing….

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