Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I love Thanksgiving food so much, but I’m not gonna lie, I’m afraid of the poo that comes after it.” QUIETLY let your fears go.

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  1. Ambar says:

    Omg. Wow.

  2. Alexis says:


  3. Lord Voldemort says:

    Its a very scary thing, that thanksgiving poo.

  4. Grace the Giddy says:

    I wouldn’t have thought they would eat enough to make this a genuine issue.

  5. Betsy says:

    I have to wonder what they say when asked “What are you thankful for this year?”

  6. Mit says:

    Shenanigans! Girls don’t poo!

  7. Laurbugg says:

    I agree with “Grace the Giddy”, I thought they these girls had eating problems. Then again, no one can resist Thanksgiving food.

  8. MM says:

    There’s enough food to make poo left after they throw it all up?

  9. allana says:

    XD hahahah oh my god. this just made my day!

  10. Walker says:

    Same thing goes for copious amounts of beer…

  11. Bertie says:

    Everyone poops!

  12. Emma says:

    Well at least it means they’re not anorexic…

  13. Mrs.Weasley says:

    I have a potion that can help with that. Poor girls

    • Kingsley Shacklebolt says:

      So do your sons…
      “Why are you worrying about You-Know Who?
      You should be worrying about U-No-Poo – the Constipation Sensation that’s gripping the nation!”

      • Mrs.Weasley says:

        Mr.Shaklebolt, thank you for your information. This issue is out of my control now that the boys have moved out but they will get a stern talk from me on their marketing .

  14. Marie says:

    WTF… Isn’t it the same as every other poo?

  15. Zombie says:


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