Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

15

“When he said he didn’t want a blow job, it made me wanna give him one!” Do not make me chicken marsala. You hear me, DO NOT.

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  1. Alexis says:

    HAHAHAHA.

  2. Emily says:

    FIRST!!
    Very clever, reverse psychology. But do you really think they know how to use an oven?

  3. Emily says:

    FIRST!!
    Very clever, reverse psychology. But do you really trust their ability to cook?

  4. Kara L says:

    I don’t think you want this to happen. They might accidentally poison you, Or Worse! Burn your condo complex down and force you to move elsewhere. Wait did i say worse? … Mah Bad.

  5. Charlie McDowell says:

    You’re probably right, but I’m really craving some chicken marsala!

  6. Miss Mishi says:

    do they even know how to cook chicken marsala?

  7. Megan says:

    I love chicken marsala! Where I’m from, you can get it in a box, like chicken helper. Just add chicken!

  8. Destiney says:

    Oh dear…

  9. Mr Adam says:

    Dis anyone else have problems viewing the site yesterday??

  10. Franki says:

    Yah, I couldn’t view this site yesterday either. “problems establishing database connection”…blah blah blah… But at least today we have more to read! :D So it all works out

  11. Meep says:

    They probably dont even know how to pronounce “Marsala…”

  12. Caraaaa =) says:

    hey Charlie, do you really want these girls cooking for you?

  13. Killer_Tofu says:

    Aww, I miss eating Chicken Marsala.
    Stupid vegetarianism.
    I have to do with other Indian dishes which I guess are just as tasty.

    • Nocturnesthesia says:

      I’ve never had chicken marsala, but as a vegetarian, I can definitely vouch for paneer korma as being the tastiest thing ever. Don’t bother with the boxed stuff though: You have to befriend someone with parents directly from India who are used to cooking for 20 people.

  14. Kaitlyn says:

    You are assuming they know what Chicken Marsala is… I don’t think they are that culturally aware.

  15. I_m_sorry_Its_Masala_not_Marsala says:

    Sorry for posting this itch comment xD

    But it is CHICKEN MASALA :P

    Masala means spices in hindi.

    Marsala means “A dark, sweet, fortified dessert wine that resembles sherry, produced in Sicily.”

    xD

  16. Kev says:

    hmm…maybe I should try this….

  17. I_m_sorry_Its_Masala_not_Marsala says:

    Lmao =))
    I didn’t know that..

    Damn.. I can’t have a thing that contains alchohol stuff :'(

    Sorrryiooo xD

    Let’s go for dinner xD

    My treat.. Chicken Marsala and Masala both xD

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