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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
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Aug

09

“So, he’s a musician but only plays the harmonica. The least hot instrument ever!” What a loser! If he ever wants harp lessons…

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  1. christina says:

    Did the banjo get a promotion?

  2. Emily says:

    Charlie you play the harp?

  3. Meredith says:

    Do you actually play the harp?

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    I just thought of the manliest/hottest instrument I could think of…and then I accidentally got good at the harp.

  5. SuperKatie says:

    Harmonica is hot! I mean, he’s sucking and blowing… what more could you want?

  6. Cara says:

    harp players are hott…. ;)

  7. Bonzai says:

    Charlie did you learn how to play the harp sarcastically to make fun of the kid up the street?
    In all seriousness harps are badace. They’re like guitars only bigger!

  8. Candace says:

    Is someone truly a musician who plays only the harmonica?? Although I must say, playing the hard definitely counts as musician-status…

  9. Lord Voldemort says:

    Manliest instrument ever? Bagpipes

  10. brenda says:

    I actually think that the harmonica is an awesome instrument! As well as the harp . . . (:

  11. Maddie says:

    Have you ever played the harp and waited to see how they responded?
    I’d probably stare at the ceiling and say something like ‘God?’

  12. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    haha charlie…..it takes mad skills to play the harp, trust me, ive taken classes for years. haha we should duet sometime =]

  13. Kate says:

    Harmonicas are sexy……….. you have to be good with your mouth to play one well.

  14. Gail says:

    So people actually rank instruments? I happen to think musicians are hot in general. So which is better, piano or guitar?

    • Bellatrix Lestrange says:

      guitar =]

    • Lizzie says:

      idk, i have a soft spot for a piano player…

      • Rachel says:

        Guitar players melt my heart
        piano players make me swoon
        they both turn me on like no other

        example 1:
        my best friends cousin (who has already made out with another one of our friends) started playing the guitar. I immediately melted into a puddle and was ready to attack him.

        Example 2:
        a boy from school who isn’t my type showed his talents in our health class. He had a video of him playing the piano, then he played the guitar. I melted into mush and fell in love

    • Quinchles says:

      Guitar is hotter, but both is hottest. Last guy I had a crush on played both. :).
      Actually, around here (near Nashville), almost everybody plays guitar so it’s less impressive. But still hot. I play a bit of guitar and piano. And uke. But any instruments get you hotness points in my book.

  15. Dan-o the Bold says:

    People who are really into the harmonica refer to it as the harp. Personally, I’ve always wanted to be good at the accordion.

    • mag3dot14 says:

      me too!! the guitar is what everyone plays (or wants to play), the drums are too loud (and kind of a guy instrument, no offense to girl drummers), string instuments sound squeaky and cost a ton, horn instuments are just too hard, and everything else is usually dweebish or takes too long to learn. except the harp, b/c it sounds super pretty, but its way expensive. so all it leaves is the accordion.

      • iplaythebluesharp says:

        Learn the bass! It’s like guitar, but not everybody plays it so you’ll get in more bands than if you just played guitar. Also, guys LOVE girls who play the bass.

  16. Betsy says:

    I’m with Gail: any man who has any skill in any instrument is downright smexy.

  17. hmm says:

    at least my boyfriend plays the violin… it could get a lot worse however. a guy once asked me out who played the banjo.

  18. Kirsten says:

    takes a tremendous amount of dexterity to play the harp OR the banjo… just a thought folks!

  19. Sarah says:

    My brother taught himself to play the banjo. It was interesting hearing him play it for the first time in the hallway late at night.

  20. Lord Voldemort says:

    Hey i was wondering…. Does Justin Bieber play the harmonica?

    • Bellatrix Lestrange says:

      no my lord…he IS a harmonica

      • Lord Voldemort says:

        Thank you for this valuable information. Im sure this will help in my defeat. Screw Harry Potter, Im going after Justin Bieber!

  21. Val says:

    Does she not realize how good he must be down there?

    • vampiresquirrel says:

      I don’t think it would make you good “down there” if you can exhale and inhale with rhythm.
      Kinda scary thought.

      O_o

  22. Anne says:

    This is totally awesome. As a french horn player, I always considered french horn to be the least hot instrument.

  23. Mitchell says:

    I play flute- that negates hotness unless I start doing jazz flute. Which I can do. And it is hot.

  24. nana says:

    Where’s the love for cello players? :)

    • DONTJUDGEME says:

      I think cellos are amazing!

      • Ryan says:

        I play the Violin, albeit, not as well as say Yanni but all stringed instruments are my favorite. Why you ask? Because you can hum the tune while playing, and i never have to touch my lips to it and blow.

    • Jocelyn says:

      They have no E string.
      Therefore, I dislike them.

  25. Julia says:

    How about marimbas? They are so sexy! ;)

  26. vampiresquirrel says:

    Sexiest instrument ever?
    Yes…
    You guessed it.

    The
    orgasmic
    OTAMATONE.
    *ambiguous shudder*

    • cacacatherine says:

      I am in love with you. Which is wierd, as I think you’re a girl too, and I’m straight. It’s just the fact that someone else has heard of an otamatone.

      • vampiresquirrel says:

        You’re right on my being female, though I didn’t really think “vampiresquirrel” was particularly feminine. I’m bi if you should ever change your mind. *wink*
        lol

    • The Doctor says:

      I had to look up what was. A few minutes later, I was buying one off EBay. Thank you.

  27. paige says:

    harpo marks

  28. iplaythebluesharp says:

    You know, if she thinks harmonicas are unsexy, I think Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler all need a word with her.

  29. GingerWeasley says:

    The best instrument can be found within you and only requires three things:
    1. Breath
    2. Resonators
    3. Articulators
    Go singers!

  30. Renee says:

    You’re a harpist?

    <3333

  31. Jules says:

    My friend Ben plays the harp…I was listening to him practice one day and told him he was really good at it. He laughed and said that it’s just virtually impossible to sound bad while playing the harp.

    • Lily says:

      I would have to agree with that. Sometimes I just sit there and play random strings on mine and it still sounds like a song.

  32. Mia says:

    I love that today’s ad is for harmonica school. Very fitting.

  33. me says:

    Do u consider saxophones guy or girl instruments?

  34. Pariah says:

    *facepaws* I am so ashamed to admit this, but my band friends and I had a running tally of the band guys we dated and which instrument’s embrasure made the best kisser.

    So far my rankings are as follows from worst to best-

    4. Trumpet
    3. Oboe
    2. Tuba
    1. Drummer- (Who I am now engaged to. ;D )

    • Ash says:

      I just love how you talk about embouchure and then say the drummer is the best even though they dont use their embouchures :)

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