Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

16

“Why wouldn’t Mel wanna be blown IN the jacuzzi?” Her safety is clearly a priority, he would never jeopardize it for a scuba-job.

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  1. Marina says:

    I love this site! Do the girls know about this site? If they did, they probably wouldn’t understand it…haha

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    Im hoping that they’ve seen it but didn’t realize it was them.

  3. Taylor says:

    like they actually know how to use a computer? haha, doubtful!

  4. Chylea says:

    Bahaha :) <3

  5. Penelope Sail says:

    These two seem like the type of idiots who would be Twilight freaks. I’m surprised you haven’t heard any Edward/Jacob babbling. . .or maybe it’s because they can’t read?

    • Cassandra says:

      … They probably saw the movies, but Charlie is probably so disturbed by their thoughts that he cannot comment on it.

    • Penelope Sail says:

      Never mind, just saw July 1 post.

  6. Mabrey says:

    Ahaha I would LOVE to meet these girls(:
    Charlie, wanna help me out?

  7. Cheyenne says:

    I know we make fun of them. But im willing to bet that every single one of us can be like them at times. We just have them in the comfort of our non-above-charlie-homes. Goodday.

  8. Clair says:

    OMG!!!!! My roommate and I were just talking about something like this!!!!!! OMG! That is SOOOO funny!

  9. Lauren says:

    Dude, you are a genius. You have enriched my life. Keep it coming!

  10. Micha says:

    He should have said yes XD But then again, you’d only get to hear half of these enlightening moments.

  11. Ilona says:

    Haha thank you so much for your creativity! I have set this as my homepage and when my roommate opened this on my computer yesterday, she only saw deargirlsaboveme.com (my computer is really slow so she couldn’t see the rest of the page yet..) and screamed: ‘oh my god, you have a pornsite as your homepage?!’ ‘Haha no not really.. It doesn’t say deargirlsontopofme.com;) Read again.’ But no worries, she’s a fan now too!

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    Hi guys. I’ve been following this cite for a little while.

    I have an amazing idea: (Please, comment if you share my sentiment.)
    1) A movie should be made.

    – The ‘girls upstairs’ should be enlightened of our lil’ online fandango. And with proper coaching and cajoling from an agent, they would be more than likely to accept an offer of promised cash money, publicity, fame and (maybe a reality TV show?) Golden age, It would promise:

    – Scandalous Footage in which the Pair may meet the man Downstairs, Go out on a date or some sort of Shared Experience where they Meet and Inevitable calamity may ensue.

    Or perhaps sparks will fly? For both Girls and our Man? For one girl? Will this meeting be filled with Jealousy? Torment? Confusion? Elation? Self-realization? – — —

    Where would their meeting take us?

    Is Anybody Curious?

    -NWardAgent@Gmail.com

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