Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Was that an earthquake or did you drop your vibrator again!?”  In Los Angeles those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.

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  1. Corinne says:

    not surprised their vibrators are large enough to confuse that

  2. Sari says:

    So Mufasa took a fall? I think I’ve heard something about that somewhere before!

  3. Nate says:

    It’s official, they need to die.



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