Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I’ve always wondered why Miami has so many Mexicans.” Stop wondering, they’re Cubans.

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  1. Chantal says:

    Yay!! Update! I thought they had died or thought too hard or something tragic like that!!! :O

  2. Santiago says:

    Wait a second…Scarface isn’t from Mexico? My world has just been turned upside down………no joke

  3. Anja Odair says:

    Yay! You’re back! We all missed you!

  4. Bjazz44 says:

    I can’t believe they went that long without any noteworthy comments. Welcome back!!!

  5. This_Guy says:

    As much as I don’t want to, I’m afraid I have to stick up for them. This is a common mistake that most Americans would make, and doesn’t really make them any stupider than average for saying.

    • U.N.Owen says:

      This is a misconception outside America as well. But let us welcome Charlie first. Also, I am a bit disappointed that “the pearls of wisdom” from the girls are losing their shine.

    • Booklover says:

      wait, they may have “normal” thoughts?! oh crap.

  6. Kassie says:

    I found this chuckle worthy considering I live in Miami and am Cuban >:)

  7. amaziiing says:

    Ahhhh an update :) I check this website on my phone all the time and I was starting to lose hope

  8. serious sid says:

    i thought they were quarantined to their apartment… how did they escape?!?!?

  9. SweetPeaChikaD says:

    I’m honestly really confused. I’m worried about the racial demographic in Florida why?

  10. allsmilees says:

    just curious, havent they been out of town? There hasnt been a comment update in about a week. I’m a bit worried! This accounts for my morning humor before going to the office.

  11. TheWildShrute says:

    Finally! i had thought that maybe they had gone ahead with their pact and where only saying sensible things to lure men in to marriage.

  12. Curious says:

    Why have you stopped posting?I read this every day and I have missed it.

  13. Little Dog says:

    NEW POST!!!…please :)

  14. Nikki says:

    So, I moved in next to these Mexicans. They like to play loud music, and stuff and stuff. I’ve been taking stereotypical stabs at what they yell for.

  15. Owlex says:

    I live in Miami, we have almost every type of Hispanic person you can think of and more here.



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