Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

06

“Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time.” Alright…I’m in.

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  1. Lizzi says:

    Haven’t they seen that movie about when that happened? Bride Wars..

  2. Courtney says:

    THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE!!!

  3. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    It’s like American pie for vapid twenty-somethings@

  4. Em says:

    Oh dear God, what if one had a boy and the other had a girl, and then THEY got married and reproduced? *cries*

    • NotRelatedtoMosesHightower says:

      Then gods willing, there will be enough inbreeding to make them sterile.

      • U.N.Owen says:

        Inbreeding doesn’t necessarily lead to sterility. On the other hand, their offsprings could have some serious genetic disorders.

        On the other hand, I am afraid this wish of theirs might actually come true.

    • Bubbles says:

      Don’t jinx it!

  5. TheWildSchrute says:

    I really wish there is a website called Dear Guy Below Us where they just bitch about you every day.

  6. Nai says:

    Oh boy what a joy! THEY’RE PLANNING ON REPRODUCING!

  7. Anonymous says:

    I bet on the year 2020.

  8. Bren says:

    That’s kind of sweet in a sad way…

  9. Ambiguousnothing says:

    They’ll bring “Idiocracy” to fruition….

  10. oranges says:

    Wait, why is there a link from http://www.dearguybelowus.com to this site? It just doesn’t make sense.

    • llamalicious says:

      How does it not make sense? It’s a response website to this website. So obviously there’d be a link back to the “original”.

      If you’re wondering how they can know about this, the quick answer is that, obviously, that site is fake. Just like this one. Still madly entertaining though.

  11. GuardGirl93 says:

    NO REPRODUCTION! DON’T LET THEM REPRODUCE!!!

  12. kayluv says:

    wel actualy i du wanna hve dat, lyk get married n stuff bt i dnt think il find dat 1 prsn n i think i myt end up al alone

    • Alex says:

      *Well *actually *I *do *want to *have *that, *like *and *but *I *don’t *I’ll *that *person *and *I *I *might *all

      I would concentrate on learning basic spelling and grammar before you start looking for a husband/wife.

  13. Dib says:

    Charlie, why aren’t you updating D:

  14. Booklover says:

    THE SPAMBOTS HAVE KILLED CHARLIE!!!
    run!

  15. Jayme Konarski says:

    Hi, do all the features work on it?

  16. Kinslayer says:

    Seriously, what is the deal with these spam bots on this post

  17. kartun orang says:

    hello buddy!…

    I am only writing to make you be aware of what a extraordinary discovery our daughter experienced visiting your site. She discovered several things, most notably what it is like to possess an amazing giving nature to make many more just completely gras…

  18. Mojo Jojo says:

    Is this what is meant with “The Rise of the Machines”? Spambots??? And Charlie is John Connor, but now he’s gone into hiding! Oh no! RUNNNN!!!

  19. Caity says:

    I am starting to think Charlie has died.

    • meaghanne says:

      charlie is dating a very famous actress and i would think not spending as much time at home, or God forbid, the dummies upstairs googled his girlfriend and found his website…

  20. Nai says:

    Spam spam spammy spam spam.

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