Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Is it okay if I take Nyquil during the day or only at night?” You should NEVER be operating heavy machinery anyway, so go for it.

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  1. DDD says:

    in all fairness, nyquil puts me to sleep, so i wouldn’t take it if i was attempting to do anything other than nap. but that’s what dayquil is for.

  2. Rebekah says:

    I’m assuming NY sounding like NIGHT just doesn’t click with her.

  3. Em says:

    I agree that perhaps operating heavy machinery in any way is not their calling. Let’s just hope they find that sort of thing “beneath them” and avoid it all together.

    • Kate says:

      Yeah! I think we have some future politicians on our hands!

      (Or hell, maybe they’ll pull an Elle Woods.)

  4. Virginia says:

    What do they do for a living anyway? Or are they in school? Though I doubt they learn anything…

  5. Sissygirl12 says:

    I can’t wait for the post when they find out that Glee is getting canceled.

  6. not the same person says:

    well their vibrators count as “heavy machinery” if you know what i mean….

  7. U.N.owen says:

    Define “heavy machinery”.



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