Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

03

“I think I wanna learn a new language. Maybe a little parle vu espanol, por favors?” I’m not sure which Rosetta Stone to get you.

42 Responses

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

Both comments and pings are currently closed.

  1. Maheen says:

    Hhaahahaha send them an Arabic rosetta stone…..OH OH or perhaps a book on how to speak Elvish??? XD.

  2. Stephanie says:

    They should accompany that friend to the Amazon…just tell them it’s so they can pick out which Rosetta Stone they want in person. Make sure to send a secret camera crew.

  3. Luna Lovegood says:

    Hey, at least they know another language! Gotta give them cred for that.

    • Alexandra says:

      If you can call that knowing another language…

      • Becca says:

        I don’t think knowing how to say “you speak” in French and “Spanish, please” in Spanish counts.
        And Charlie, in French, it’s not “vu”, it’s “vous”

  4. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    Rosetta stone has the funniest pictures. My school makes us use it.

  5. Paige says:

    http://amzn.com/1452102554

    Early present from Santa?

  6. LizSchaming says:

    My best friend just sent me to this site; you should know I have half the dorm laughing at all of these. Thank you for making Slipper Rock so much more fun.

  7. Kate says:

    It’s parlez-vous, even though it sounds like parle vu.

  8. Lena says:

    Haha, I simply love this site. First time commenter, and I hope to see more of these girls’…antics. Seriously, get them a Spench Rosetta Stone or a Franish one.

  9. Sarah says:

    I don’t think they’ve even mastered English yet.

  10. Makoto says:

    Parles tu Francais?

  11. Ellie says:

    Haha. Send them all the Rosetta stones.

  12. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Classic!!! Absolutely classic!!! I actually had a French teacher who would do that by accident because she was also a Spanish teacher lol.

  13. singingscholar says:

    Maybe German, in honor of today being the Tag der Deutschen Einheit. :)

  14. Beth says:

    Somehow I think they should probably learn proper English first.

  15. pottergirl94 says:

    i’m impressed it takes skill to screw up 2 languages at once.

  16. Lena says:

    They probably want to learn a new language so they can flirt with more guys…I wouldn’t put it past them.

  17. Rebi says:

    Japanese: おそらく彼らは、一度に一つの言語を学ぶ必要があります。私たちは英語から始めましょう!
    (Perhaps they should learn one language at a time. Let us start with English!)

  18. Alex says:

    Kling on.

  19. kressa says:

    Reminds me of Pavel from the Professor Layton games. He should meet up with her…talks EXACTLY like this girl.

  20. Mimi says:

    I love how when I read this post, there was an ad for Rosetta Stone on the side of the page!

    • Raya says:

      Thats just the people that run the internet taking over the world. They use the content of comments on web pages to determine which ads will be most likely to to clicked on.

  21. Jillian says:

    Oh no, Charlie. You really are about to join them.

  22. U.N.Owen says:

    Wow, so now the girls suck in more than one language?

  23. Hello. {Great|fantastic|splendid|impressive|magnificent|excellent|remarkable} job. I did not {expect|imagine|anticipate} this. This is a {great|fantastic|splendid|impressive|excellent|remarkable} story. Thanks!…

    You made certain good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most folks will have the same opinion with your blog….

  24. metalica says:

    Visitor recommendations…

    […]one of our visitors recently recommended the following website[…]……

  25. ismerkedes says:

    Cool sites…

    […]we came across a cool site that you might enjoy. Take a look if you want[…]……

  26. Great blog…

    The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you coul…

  27. Hey…

    Hello Webmaster, I noticed that your blog is ranking pretty low for some keywords, this may be due to the new Google Panda update, or it could be due to a variety of other factors. I’m sure you already know about On-page SEO, where Google cares highly…

  28. Hey…

    Hello Webmaster, I noticed that your blog is ranking pretty low for some keywords, this may be due to the new Google Panda update, or it could be due to a variety of other factors. I’m sure you already know about On-page SEO, where Google cares highly…

Search

Categories

  • Announcements (3)
  • Letters (571)
  • © Copyright 2024 - Dear Girls Above Me | WordPress Hosting by Pagely