Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

13

“What does it mean to be Lacoste Intolerant again?” The inability to wear a preppy shirt.

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  1. Beth says:

    hahah bad joke, Charlie

  2. Eddie C. says:

    Okay, seriously, you’re making these up, right?

  3. Minister of Magic says:

    I wish I lived near somewhere near these type of people. They seem entertaining.

  4. Alex says:

    On the plus side, they got all the letters in Lactose Intolerant right… next step, putting them in the right order…

  5. Luna Lovegood says:

    they were two letters off, im giving them credit for that

  6. Maggie says:

    I honestly don’t believe there are girls who actually say this stuff. Charlie, are you sure you’re not stretching the truth?

    • Taylor says:

      2nd this. I mean I know everyone’s gonna say it’s cause they’re “totally stupid” but do you really hear these nuggets of gold every single day?

      • Amy says:

        3rd(-ed?)

        I mean, some of these “really dumb mistakes” sound very similar to what the word is SUPPOSED to be… I don’t care HOW well you can hear the people above you while sitting in the sink, some of these would be way too close to tell.

    • Taylor says:

      I don’t think ANYBODY could make up this kind of stuff.

    • Rebi says:

      Truth is stranger than fiction…

  7. Liz says:

    When I was in high school I had a friend say, “Lactose and tolerant”. I was sad for her too…

    • Ash Menon says:

      I had a classmate who would say “mosquitoes are in sex”. Granted, English wasn’t her first language…

  8. Steph says:

    One time, when I was getting new glasses, the woman put my new case in front of me, I took one look at it, and exclaimed, “OOO~ LACTOSE!” in the DUMBEST voice ever. Then I took a second look at it and realized what I just did. By that time, though, my mother was laughing and the woman working was trying her hardest to stifle her giggles.

    It was probably the dumbest thing I’ve done in my life.

    Now I find out the GAC have done the exact same thing…

    *sigh*

    • pb says:

      but you realised your error immediately, and i’m sure that while being embarrassed you also saw the humour in your mistake. these girls would have failed on both counts.

    • Lucie says:

      I’m confused. Why did you say lactose at a glasses case?

      • Courtney says:

        They were the lacoste brand (I’m assuming).
        She read it and thought it said lactose.

      • Mackenzie says:

        Is it a brand? Lol I thought it was a inadvertent joke, cause she “lac-to-ce” (like-to-see) lol. At least I thought is was funny :D

  9. Diana says:

    How do you even mix those up? They sound only a little bit alike. That’s dumb. Idiot girls.

  10. Mars says:

    I just read through all of these. I’m stuck between ‘oh my god, this is hilarious! I want to know people like this’ and ‘I’m a complete loser, I just spent how long reading through all of these?’ =P This is pretty awesome though~

  11. pottergirl94 says:

    I didn’t get this one at first but it’s ok cause they don’t sell stuff like that at wet seal or old navy.

  12. K.med says:

    Sounds more like my wallet…

  13. Jenn says:

    It’s like a typo but out loud. Takes talent, I’m sure

  14. Ellie says:

    I just can’t come up with a poem for this one…

  15. Makoto says:

    I’m guessing this is a boob joke…

  16. Lindsay says:

    Lacoste is a brand of clothing. They were talking about being lactose intolerant!

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