Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

08

“If a car is out of gas, can you fart into it to make it drive?” Meet you in the parking lot in 10.

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  1. Charlie McDowell says:

    On a side note, anyone going to the Ray Lamontagne concert on Saturday in LA? Would be great to organize a walk-by high five.

  2. Alyssa says:

    Oh my gosh… This is what I get for waiting to comment on my birthday. Plus I got the first comment, yay!

  3. Amanda says:

    Aww if only she was right.

  4. Lucie says:

    I’m pretty sure it’d be awkward to see someone attempt to fart into the car’s gas tank..

  5. Kate says:

    Wow, I didn’t think it was possible to sink to that level of stupidity.

  6. Maddy says:

    Their car only takes human diesel

  7. Alex says:

    No no no, cars cannot run on fart power… however, if you shit in the gas tank

  8. Katie Grace says:

    I used to think that too……when I was five…..

  9. Nessa says:

    Wow.. this is just sad. I thought they were pretty dumb but I didn’t know they were that dumb.

  10. Diana says:

    Gas… Gas…. I see where they can get confused…..
    Except for the fact that one is liquid and one is not…..
    But then again, they might gets sharts, thus thinking that a fart is also liquid. In which case they are dumb anyway.

  11. Alex says:

    My question is, which part of the car would they fart in to make it drive? The exhaust pipe?

  12. Makoto says:

    Let this attempt be made.

  13. Lacey says:

    Wow… just… wow…

  14. Beth says:

    *face palm*

  15. Laurie says:

    Some people shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.

  16. Jillie says:

    this must be fake, no one could be this dumb! could they?……

  17. Katelyn says:

    That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Where did these girls come from?

  18. U.N.Owen says:

    I think they might actually achieve this goal. Kindly refer to the post of 30th August.

  19. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Oh my Rowling. *smacks head on desk* And I thought I was blonde! Oh well, blonde moments are funny…except GAC has blonde moments EVERY DAY! Yay entertainment! *eats Junior Mints and drinks Mountain Dew* Who’s got the popcorn?

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