Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“The sex was bad cause he kept calling it humpty dumpty!” You don’t like picturing a fat egg fall off a wall during sex? Weird.
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All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t get rid of their case of crabs.
Hahahahaha!!
thts not funny
Pfft, I do that all the time, children’s nursery rhymes set the mood.
Of course, the first time I try posting, the comments are down! Anyway, as I tried to say on Wednesday-
Charlie, I turned in my MA thesis the other day, and after a year, I wanted to say thank you for not only providing amusement during my countless of procrastination, but also the motivation to stop procrastinating, study, and not end up like one of those girls.
*countless hours
Well congrats! And thank you.
At least he wasn’t singing Digital Underground… Or was he?
haha! i so hope he was.
The comments section is back up! Sorry it took so long everyone. Please come back!
We’re still here, Charlie! :)
But, did I lose my snowflake? i really liked that one…
YAY! ITS STILL THERE!
To be fair, one of the girls isn’t much better, with their dirty version of “Little Bunny Foo Foo”
That song was always a dirty song to me. My called vaginas a foo foo when my sister and I were little. Imagine my first time hearing that song in kindergarten….
Well…I wouldn’t say it’s the first time I wondered…
Did you really think Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb in a pie? C’mon.
Pure genius.
Or that Peter was eating pumpkin?
Next thing you know they’ll be Peter Piper-ing, and Mother Goose-ing all over the place.
“Hump”ty “Dump”ty? Well, that is apropos.
i love this. just cuz they’ve done sexual parodies of Little Bunny Foo Foo and A Whole New World. apparently nursery rhymes are a different story!
I’m surprised she even had sex with the guy. You should be able to tell before you have sex if he is a creep.
I don’t even know how to respond to this….
O.o awkward….
on a diff note, just realized I will have not have a letter posted on my birthday :/ Boo for saturday birthdays!
Wouldn’t it be that THEY made Humpty fall off the wall because of all their, erm, shaking?
What worries me is that he KEPT calling it Humpty Dumpty…that kinda indicates that she put up with it over and over. Personally I’d be the hell out of there if a guy said that even once. I would suggest that she’s just really desperate for sex, but from what you tell us, Charlie, that’s not the case…
Odly enough, humpty dumpty was actually a cannon…
It’s not the nursery rhyme. It means to hump
And then dump the other person as quickly
as possible
Wow, that actually makes a whole lot of sense. Why, I wonder, did she put up with this guy? O.o
because she didn’t *want* him to stick around anyway?
aww poor GAC he wasn’t saying humpty dumpty he was saying hump and dump
Nowhere in ‘Humpty Dumpty’ does it actually say it’s an egg……I feel kinda lied to for my entire childhood.
I know! It’s all the illustrations just ASSUMING that it’s an egg! What if it were a person?! That’s a gory thing in a nursery rhyme.
Btw- I know a Lala. Are you the Lala I know?
He first appeared in Through The Looking Glass, where he WAS an egg.
What’s “it”?
In their defense, it wasn’t their doing this time. Although they did choose to have sex with this… Odd guy.
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