Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

01

(singing Aladdin) “I can show you my tits. Shining, shimmering, hard nipples.” You didn’t even have boobs when Aladdin came out!

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  1. DoraTonks10 says:

    Haha all I can do is shake my head and laugh.

  2. Macey says:

    I remember when Aladdin came out haha. Interesting parody

  3. angel says:

    Argh, A Whole New World would never be the same again. Childhood memory shattered.

    Such class the GAMs have.

    Ooh, a new post right after I refreshed the blog!

    • Grammar Nazi says:

      Be happy you lasted this long before the memory was shattered. Listen to the whole song once more, only this time imagine every line has a hidden sexual meaning.

      You’ll shit bricks.

  4. HermioneWeasley says:

    Well, that killed most of my good memories of Aladdin…

  5. DDD says:

    first date i ever went on i took a girl to see Aladdin in the theaters. 2nd grade. best date ever.

  6. Katie says:

    I lost so many brain cells from reading this I can’t think of something clever to say about it.

  7. Kylie says:

    Possibly the most scarring thing they’ve said…

    Was it in key at least, Charlie?

  8. pottergirl94 says:

    ummmm wow… what made them sing this? kinda scared of the answer.

    • GuardGirlie93 says:

      they were probably immensely drunk and/or altered in some way. I don’t know, maybe she was horny as hell…except nipples don’t shine or shimmer unless you’re sweating like no other and you put glitter on your boobs…was it the same girl who sang Little Bunny Foo Foo, Charlie?

  9. Leila says:

    What other Disney songs have they changed the lyrics to????

  10. Marisa says:

    Charlie i have a bone to pick with you. My birthday was saturday and no birthday post? smh. :(

  11. shelbycat says:

    eww. Hard, shiny nipples?

  12. GAM Defender says:

    Maybe she did! With all the crazy hormones in the food n evrythan.

  13. Jess says:

    My childhood is ruined. D:

  14. Charlie McDowell says:

    I guess this is a step up from their version of Little Bunny Foo Foo.

  15. Taurie says:

    And yet it’s STILL better than Kidz Bop. ._.

  16. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    Do they sing these while drunk or after?

  17. Rosi says:

    What the heck? I just burst out laughing. Who thinks of this?!!
    Also I realized I couldn’t remember the tune of this so I sang it out loud, my window is open and my neighbor heard me…this is awkward.

  18. Alex says:

    From someone who knows all the words to that song by heart, I have to say their version is…..interesting.

  19. Jillian says:

    Oh my.

  20. Katie says:

    I’m a teenager and have 100x more common sense than they ever will

  21. I am me says:

    :( I use to love that song. It use to carry happy memories. Now all I can do is shake my head at their stupidity.

  22. I was Iago says:

    OH dear gawd i mean my friend and i made up a burlesque danceto friend like me (think about it) but this is a nono

  23. Haley says:

    i….wha…..i don’t…. *shakes head*

  24. I was Iago says:

    OH dear gawd i mean my friend and i made up a burlesque danceto friend like me (think about it) but this is just just no

  25. Alexandra says:

    Whilst my childhood has been violated, I’m far more interested in the fact that their parody doesn’t even fit the song correctly. Too many syllables, girls! Mind you, I probably shouldn’t be surprised that they didn’t notice something like that.

    • anonymous says:

      Actually, if you do ”shining, shim-ring, hard” like that. Take out a syllable from shimmering and it works… sadly.

  26. Kerry says:

    Interesting fact…Aladdin didn’t even have nipples.

  27. Misty says:

    Oh god…my childhood…gone…

  28. Beth says:

    I just got really sad about this D=

  29. Mina says:

    Way to corrupt a classic. It’s an interesting take on it?

  30. Sarah says:

    I’m pretty sure this song is after Aladdin supposedly says “Good teenagers, take off your clothes.”

  31. Ape says:

    This makes me think of “Dirty Little Mermaid.” YouTube it (if you dare).

  32. pixieprincess says:

    ………. *dead* that was my childhood right there that died. I mean yes Disney has alot of hidden meanings but shurgy sweet treats thats baaaaaaad!

  33. Courteney says:

    Are they whores or do they just hang out with whores? I can never tell the difference for these two

  34. Elizabeth says:

    on the dirty little mermaid note (i youtubed it)… you can youtube “a whole nude world”…

  35. Tamara says:

    Charlie, please get a glimpse of these nipples. I want to know if they’re actually shimmering. Do you think you could do that?

  36. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Oh dear. I had done Aladdin as my school musical in eighth grade…I was Iago (yay evil birdie) but I had to be Aladdin for a week while he was on a family vacation in Colorado. Will never look at this song the same way again!

    Besides, “hard nipples” has one more syllable than “splendid”.

  37. Rich says:

    Gotta ask … was she alone or singing *to* someone?

  38. Cassidy says:

    I now feel the urge to watch Aladdin…. Do they work for Disney as subliminal marketers?

  39. Ashlea says:

    Honestly, I just want to watch Aladdin now so… No harm, no foul today for this one girls!

    Aladdin is a win win situation. In any context.

  40. Clint says:

    These lyrics are from the porn parody “All-eight-in”

  41. Macy says:

    *shakes head and chuckles* The GAM should NOT do Disney song renditions ever again….

  42. Duck says:

    These girls are ruining my childhood. First it was their rendition of Little Bunny Foo Foo, and now they’re taking on Aladdin!

  43. Pottergirl94 says:

    Random thought they were probably taught these versions of the songs by her aunt. Just saying

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  45. Lovesick Leopard says:

    *sob sob* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not Disney!!! What have they done?! *sob sob*

  46. Random Punmaster says:

    I would post a pun but I already posted one earlier in a response. I’m sad :(

  47. Alexis says:

    Uhuh. I’m just here to troll and ridicule. Watch your back pottergirl94.

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  49. Michelle says:

    Oh god, this was the play I had to do in theater camp.
    I am forever scarred.

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