Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

15

“Everyone’s been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I’m a part of a conspiracy!?” Ya, no way it’s cause you’re a shitty driver.

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  1. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Yay!! First!! Hey at least not everyone is making fun of stupid things you say on the internet…wait…

  2. rachel says:

    1st timw commenter. ive read dgam since the beginning. thats hilarious!

  3. Narcissa Malfoy says:

    I get that alot tooo…

  4. bri says:

    thats like one time, i drove down an entire strip with my hand on the horn and i had absolutely no idea. i thought someone was honking at me until i realized i was the idiot. people were even swearing at me. bad day. lol

  5. James says:

    You mean these girls have driving licenses? It always amazes me who can pass the test.

  6. Hurricanes hockey+soccer=happy me says:

    These girls shouldn’t be allowed to even have drivers licenses.

  7. Mindy says:

    I bet at first she thought they were honking because she’s pretty. (My neighbor believesthat’s the only reason people honk) *facepalm*

  8. angel says:

    “staring at me funny.” Right… That’s how you interpret their death glares? Oh to live with such an optimistic state of mind. hahaha.

  9. Katoka says:

    No, that’s not a thumbs up,GAM …they’ve been fingering you.

  10. Leila says:

    They should really just have daddy hire them drivers. That way at least the rest of the population would be kept safe from their insanity.

  11. pottergirl94 says:

    i’m so glad i don’t live there i’d be terrified to drive on the same road as them

  12. Alex says:

    Oh dear god. It amazes me that they even got their licences! Charlie, you haven’t been stuck behind them in traffic, have you?

  13. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    Save a few lives and burn the licenses, that should give you points to the Pearly Gates.

  14. violetbear says:

    Great post for my birthday. I feel sorry for the other drivers on the road with them.

  15. U.N.Owen says:

    OK Charlie, a bit more information needed. How do you link THAT to a CONSPIRACY?

  16. Liz says:

    well, at least they can’t get on the 405 this weekend. Carmageddon ftw.

  17. pottergirl94 says:

    they are such total geniuses ( sarcasm hand a martian had to swerve to avoid it)

  18. Lonely Girl says:

    Conspiracy, really? That has four syllables! There’s no way that they could know that word.

  19. Cheyenne says:

    Hey Charie, is there a DGAM app? If not, it would be a wonderful idea(:

    • Cheyenne says:

      *Charlie.

    • Random Punmaster says:

      But then they would find out D:

      • Cheyenne says:

        Well this is on Facebook and Twitter as well. And they still haven’t found out. As far as we know.

      • Jess says:

        My guess is that they would be too stupid to know it was about them. They probably already read Charlie’s posts and agree with them. Not that they have the brain capacity to remember it was they who said the things in the first place anyway…

      • Random Punmaster says:

        LOLOLOLOLOL you guys are so right

  20. Macy says:

    Do they even know what a conspiracy is?

  21. Taurie says:

    I wonder if they can spell “conspiracy”.

  22. Sarah says:

    I stumbled upon your site last night. I had to turn off my computer so I’d quit reading every post. Glad to know I’m not the only one who hears a stupid question and answers in my head. Love DGAM! (the site…not the girls…necessarily..)

  23. Justin says:

    Great site. My dad says stupid stuff like this all the time =P

    650-303-1064 <– You'll see what I mean if you strike up a conversation with him lol.

  24. Rosi says:

    There’s a site for crazy parents who say stuff it’s CrazyThingsMyParentsSay.

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