Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“She called me a ‘dumb bitch’ to my face! Okay, sometimes I can be bitchy, but NO ONE thinks I’m dumb.” I might know a few people.
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Hee hee. Now that’s funny.
Totally agree. Heh heh…it got a chuckle out of me. :)
Literally just “loled” at this.
I can’t believe that nobody has called her dumb before…
Well, not to her face, apparently.
Woohoo, got myself an avatar! For those wondering how to do it: Go to Gravater ;)
*Gravatar, rather
I’m pretty sure that everyone she has EVER spoken to thinks she’s dumb…
With the exception of the other GAM.
No, they both think that the other one is stupider.
I can’t wait until one of their friends who found this via stumble finds out and then lets them know that this site exists.
I almost want that to happen, but only if we can watch it happen.
its not like she’d understand that hes making fun of her
I don’t know. Could be like a bug with a string around it’s torso. Pissed, but unable to comprehend the situation.
absolutely not! they’d rather think that this was a fansite dedicated to them. well maybe it is, but in a different way…
Aww. I’m so tempted to feel bad for her. Just tempted though.
Nah, pity her. Pity is free. Stupid costs.
Yeah, keep thinking that.
The fact that she can’t see that EVERYONE probably realizes she’s dumb is just further proof that girl is quite dense.
Words taken out of my mouth….
More like typed out of my keyboard…
Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any better (my midterms are over!!)- I read this. This is amazing. Thanks Charlie!
Midterms are over?! Best feeling ever. Congrats.
Today just keeps getting better! Thanks again, Charlie! (Plus, I got an A on two of the two exams I had this morning! Just one more class and then Spring Break!)
*Raises hand* Yep. I think they’re dumb.
Love it. What would she say if she saw this website and all of our comments?
“Pahahaha! These girls are dumb!”
^ Win
I laughed out loud right there.
Charlie, you do know that you pretty much make everyone’s day every day, right? ;)
I hope so. That makes me very happy.
You definitely made mine…it hasn’t been my day. But this is just too perfect not to laugh at.
Charlie: The Day Maker.
Could be a brand of air freshener, or laundry detergent…
I was thinking a sex toy….
I know someone who sounds just like this…… Her brother convinced her Long Island is it’s own state, she believed him, and she thinks she’s a genius. No one tells her shes dumb to her face, because it’s way to funny and she’s actually kind of nice.
this made my day! Im sure no one is cruel enough to tell her how dumb she really is.
Can we start a petition?
PS I’m back!
at least 50,000 people…
My Twitter just passed 50,000 followers. Pretty cool!
How many site visitors a day do you get?
It’s only a matter of time until they find out about this site lol
……. The entire DGAM family, maybe? Just a guess.
I think it’s time for her reality check ._.
xD really how many people view this site per day?
You can check through Alexa, I think…
I found its page (http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/deargirlsaboveme.com#) but I honestly don’t know how to read it.
I really think this may be one of my all time favorite posts. i’m Serial. I wonder what her parents think…..
Oh- she’s that girl…. The one who doesn’t know she’s dumb. That’s awkward.
Please define “no one”.
Bahahaha this made my day (and it was a really rotten day!)
Thanks so much :)
Maybe they just used words she didn’t understand, like imbecile or degenerate.
or they used euphemisms, like
not the sharpest knife in the draw
a few sheep short of a flock
roos loose in the top paddock
lights are on but no-one’s home
a few bricks short of a full load…
i’m sure others can come up with more euphemisms
a few french fries short of a Happy Meal….
a few snowflakes short of a snowball!
Their lights are not on
Their gears were never turning
Their hamsters are dead!
Their a few fries short of a Happy Meal
Their a few Cokes short of a six pack
And their marbles are square!
Not the brightest crayon in the box…
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
Sharp as a bowling ball
is this the same one who forgot how old they were? or the one who doesnt know tires can be changed? or was that the same one?
Well there goes any worry that she might have found this site!!
Wow. They’re cool. Lol. And Charlie, thank you for this site. It can make me smile and laugh when I’m going through a bad break up. You’re almost as awesome as Matthew Gray Gubler in my book. Almost.
Glad I’m not the the only Gube fan around here :)
The Gube<3
Long time reader, first time commenting.
Can I just say, this is officially one of my most favourite posts. x)
Also, Charlie, this site is amazing.
Dear Girls Above Charlie,
We all think you’re kind of dumb.
But on the brightside…you’ve created a community of fabulous people who have bonded over your dumbness.
Sincerely,
Us.
I Want To Hug You
I just hugged my screen.
funny how she is perfectly fine with being a bitch
I was thinking the same thing…bitchy is okay, but dumb is not?
I was about to comment on the fact that she seems more upset that it was said to her face…
I want a poem, NOW!!! Alicia, where are you??
We need your brilliant mind!
Yep, I’m going to be laughing at this one for the next week or so.
God she’s self-aware.
Charlie, you really need to get them a dictionary!
I really don’t think she is stupid… I know she is.
“Dear Girls Above Me,
“She called me a ‘dumb bitch’ to my face! Okay, sometimes I can be bitchy, but NO ONE thinks I’m dumb.” I might know a few people.”
…like everyone who reads this site?
that was the point…
*like.
I was aware.
I think she’s dumb.
one of the best posts yet :)
HAHAHAHAHA. Best one yet!
Nah, some of the posts in the first month are my favorites!!
There once was a girl above charlie
who dressed like she was a barbie
Shes bitchy and dumb
with her thumb up her bum
with a face that can look pretty gnarly
She needs to meet all of us. We need to go to your house and sit in silence to snicker and there lives.
All 50,000 of us? ;)
Over 50,000. That’s not counting those of us without twitters.
A few people being your entire fanbase.
Bahahahaha. I was having a pretty crappy day, but this definitely made me laugh. :)
*raises hand shamelessly* Guilty.
So many times I’ve thought ‘okay, thread over, everybody out, there’s no way they can possibly outdo this one’. And then they always do.
*cough cough* *raises hand*
Win! This is hilarious!
I truely feel worried for our future. There’s more than these women who are ignorant. I listened to my neighbor explain to her teenage daughter that ‘its really nothing to worry about, you dont get your cervix until you are about 18 anyway.’ The daughter then said ‘well I don’t really need a cervix do I?’ Her mother agreed…This is our future, sigh.
That’s a mother that shouldn’t have had a daughter….or you need to leave an anatomy book outside their door.
The cameras follow the GAM into the hotel convention center. She thinks she is being offered a position on Justin Beiber’s publicity junket. We are all seated in a huge circle. A kindly man in a tweed suit walks forward.
“We are all here because we care about you. No one is blaming you for this but we just want a chance to talk with you. This is an Intellectual intervention. Charlie, would you like to share how her ignorance has effected your life?”
This almost sounds like something out of Ayn Rand, only funny. Like!
How can she not know that she is stupid? It’s like this girl with a mental disability at my school, she acts like she is the shizznit and doesn’t know about her illness.
Did you know your page link is on My Life Is Average?
You’re awful.
Agreed.
Also, MLIA is the reason this went viral, correct me if I’m wrong.
Those girls are just too stupid to know they’re dumb.
I believe this proves that they do not know about this site :)
This is my favourite one yet Charlie. Thank you for making my day sir.
This is too perfect.
SIMS3<3333
BEST ONE YET.
Thank you Charlie for making my very crappy day better. My grandpa died, and I read this and it made me chuckle between sobs. So grateful for this site. You are the best :)
Awe :( I’m sorry for your loss! But in the bright side, these girls are finally good for something!!
I’m very sorry for your loss.
Thank you both for the comments, but apparently it was a false alarm. One of my family members was mad at me and told me my grandpa died when in fact he DID NOT. I’m so angry right now. WHO DOES THAT
I had a GAM moment where my roomie had to tell me what coffee filters were for, then I found the tire thing and this gem.
I feel smarter now.
Oh… my… Charlie I don’t know how you do it. These are the type of girls that you can actually feel your IQ talking when you talk to them aren’t they?
at least 100 people… that’s not few
More like 100,000.
My birthday has been really suckish so far, but this made it a little better. Thank you! :)
happy bday!
Charlie, you remind me way too much of myself. I am always seeming to be caught up with people I cannot stand. I hate it, yet I am able to begin to love it by making silent retorts. Except you, you are just that much better than myself because you have made website based off of your poor, yet good, luck. Thank you for both inspiring me and making me feel less alone. You are the best.
charlie = straight boss.
oh my god. I haven’t commented in a while but I cannot not comment on this post!!! Does she honestly think she doesn’t have even a little bit of dumbness in her?
and ya, she actually made me LOL on the really crowded bus.
Did you just..leave a reply for yourself?
Day has been made.
In her defense, I don’t think she’s stupid. Born without a brain maybe, but not stupid…
I really enjoy this blog/site. It’s so funny. I recently created a website. It’s called http://encyclopediduh.com/. It’s basically a collection of the dumbest things mankind has ever done. I would really appreciate it if anyone reading this could visit the site and submit something. The site hasn’t really taken off yet, but more submissions would really help. Thank you all so much.
I wonder what her IQ is
Too low. They probably had to make a special low score for her.
Yeah…I can imagine how that went…
*A Scientist is grading tests taken by GAM surrounded by his peers* Oh no! These are horrible! We have no level for this stupidity! We must create one! Uhhhh, how about dumbbitchcantbelieveshesthisdumb? *Others nod in agreement*
*Like.
If it’s not her IQ it should be :)
This is seriously the best post EVER!!!
Words cannot even describe how I’m feeling about this one.
I do!!!!!
ok wtf? what are they doing up there? sniffing glue? cause i can’t think of any other way that two people can become this stupid
HAHAHAHAHA…..
*pause for breath…
BAHAHAHAHA…
epic. love it.
i had a crappy day, but this was the first time i laughed :) thank you!!!
She claims she’s bitchy, but not dumb,
I beg to differ with her on this one.
I write poems about her all the time:
The dumb stuff she says in a short, catchy rhyme.
We all come together as a family to make fun,
So yes, I would say that you’re not too smart, hun.
I enjoyed this :)
Alicia, you put me to shame. Easily. But this one made my day. :D
Great…
I construct a lot of things….
I’ve been reading this blog for months now, and have never posted, but the irony here requires it.
I swear these letters mimic my own thoughts as I go through the school day
IE: A kid in my English class who believed that an “incestuous relationship” meant gay.
Smart kid.
HellO!…
Hello! How are you? Want to exchange the trackbacks? I have posted to my blog, you can check! Thanks. :)))…
I would feel all bad-ass-ish and write down the link to the site and slip it under their door…..I wonder what would happen.
Great Websie…
I loved this good post I saw today….
this means two things first, people like to allow her to believe she’s of average intelligence. second, there are people who might actually consider her smart…. O.o which means we’re doomed as human beings
lol ur not dumb or bicthy
I cannot think of poems on the fly…
I wanted an impressive first comment.
Long time reader, first time commenting.
Hope I’m welcomed to GAM family. (I like harvest chedder sun chips and laughing at stupid people.)
To think two dumb girls have united so many people.
GAM is my (hopefully)new family,
and all because of a guy named Charlie.
These girls live above him,
they are not smart,
they belong on the people of walmart.
That’s the best I can do right now…hopefully I can post some better ones to redeem myself.
The girls are right- they might be rude, but they are intelligent! People have no right to make fun of them this way!
Alright, I can’t even type that with a straight face XD
Thanks again…
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Charlie, are these girls actually this stu– dumb? If so, they are funny as hell.