I’m not “building a boat” nor am I “that Dexter guy.” It’s called a woodpecker. However you could make the argument I stalk you.

“At college I learned to make the guy go down on you first otherwise you wont get shit back.” Sounds like community college to me.

“He kept his socks on while you were doing it? Grody Jenner!” That’s so Sick Nolte…right? Our side of the building talks so hip!

“Sometimes when we’re out I pretend I’m dumb cause guys think it’s cute.” Good thing I’m here to capture all your smart moments.

“We gotta go places where we can find rich husbands.” When will you realize the man you’ve been waiting for is under your heels.